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"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 08/20/2015 at 12:45 • Filed to: None

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Post something before you leave work, don’t check on it overnight, and show us what your notifications icon looks like in the morning.

HammerheadFistpunch > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 13:15

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I...don’t get it.

Swayze Train GTi > HammerheadFistpunch 08/20/2015 at 13:18

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I would love to post something but I don’t have authorship.

EDIT:replied to the wrong person.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 13:18

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I...don’t get it.

Swayze Train GTi > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 13:19

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I have a few writing pieces stored up but I don’t have authorship priviledge.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > HammerheadFistpunch 08/20/2015 at 13:21

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You know how people occasionally post about getting ridiculous notification numbers? FP authors probably get those same numbers in their inbox... except they’re all real notifications instead of Kinja glitches.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 08/20/2015 at 13:22

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You know how people occasionally post about getting ridiculous notification numbers? FP authors probably get those same numbers in their inbox... except they’re all real notifications instead of Kinja glitches.

scoob > HammerheadFistpunch 08/20/2015 at 13:25

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Basically this: http://oppositelock.kinja.com/hey-oppo-17080…

scoob > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 13:25

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I...don’t get it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > scoob 08/20/2015 at 13:27

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You know how people occasionally post about getting ridiculous notification numbers? FP authors probably get those same numbers in their inbox... except they’re all real notifications instead of Kinja glitches.

Cherry_man1 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 13:29

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I...don't get it.

Stef Schrader > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 13:30

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I’ve gotten the infinity symbol before after big days. It happens when you reach over 1,000 notifications, IIRC.

HammerheadFistpunch > scoob 08/20/2015 at 13:31

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no, i mean I get it...I just can’t figure out what it would do. I mean...of course they get a lot of notifications. This is like asking a supermodel if she has a lot of followers on instagram, it doesn’t mean that me getting new followers isn’t special still.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Cherry_man1 08/20/2015 at 13:31

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You know how people occasionally post about getting ridiculous notification numbers? FP authors probably get those same numbers in their inbox... except they’re all real notifications instead of Kinja glitches.

Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 14:03

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I...don’t get it.

Party_in_the_USA > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 14:07

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I...don’t get it.

Justin Hughes > Stef Schrader 08/20/2015 at 14:30

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I remember you posting when you got 917 one time.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tohru 08/20/2015 at 14:37

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You know how people occasionally post about getting ridiculous notification numbers? FP authors probably get those same numbers in their inbox... except they’re all real notifications instead of Kinja glitches.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Party_in_the_USA 08/20/2015 at 14:38

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You know how people occasionally post about getting ridiculous notification numbers? FP authors probably get those same numbers in their inbox... except they’re all real notifications instead of Kinja glitches.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 08/20/2015 at 14:39

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I should delete this comment for being posted too often.

Needmoargarage > Stef Schrader 08/20/2015 at 15:41

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It must be difficult being so popular ;)

Baeromez > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/20/2015 at 16:23

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I get it.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Baeromez 08/20/2015 at 16:30

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You know how people occasionally post abo- wait, what did you say?