I picked up an old yam and it was squishy and oozed a black liquid.

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 08/18/2015 at 22:29 • Filed to: Off topic

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Had to sit down after that.

CB > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/18/2015 at 22:32

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One time we had a potato ejaculate brown foul smelling liquid onto our counter. So I feel your pain.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > CB 08/18/2015 at 22:34

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Mine was like... that ink from the X Files.

E92M3 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/18/2015 at 22:40

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That happened to me once. She looked so much younger on Tinder.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/18/2015 at 22:42

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That’s disgusting.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/18/2015 at 22:44

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Spaceball-Two > E92M3 08/18/2015 at 22:45

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Fuckin gold right there.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 08/18/2015 at 22:53

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Good thing I’m sober

Agrajag > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/18/2015 at 22:57

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Ew.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/18/2015 at 23:14

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Throwing it into the garbage wouldn’t be enough for that.

Got a flamethrower handy”

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 08/18/2015 at 23:15

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Straight into the compost bin it goes

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/18/2015 at 23:16

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Is it?

pjhusa > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/18/2015 at 23:24

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My gosh.

Mm tasty (sarcasm)

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 08/18/2015 at 23:55

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Haha no, about to open one right now actually.

Toyota Sucks Lots Of Sausages > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/19/2015 at 00:04

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Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/19/2015 at 00:06

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Amoore100 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/19/2015 at 00:19

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Needs #yamlopnik tag...

Frank Grimes > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/19/2015 at 00:29

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a yamaha or those foul vegetables from hell?

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Frank Grimes 08/19/2015 at 00:33

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It’s what some eateries sell as “sweet potato fries” but really it’s actually a fried jewel yam. Actual sweet potatoes are quite mild.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Amoore100 08/19/2015 at 00:34

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We are not affiliated with Jalopnik though

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/19/2015 at 00:42

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I fucked up

http://gawker.com/the-author-is-…

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 08/19/2015 at 00:47

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NO DISSENTING OPINIONS ALLOWED

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/19/2015 at 00:51

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I know. It was a low point in my day. But fuck him.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > Spaceball-Two 08/19/2015 at 00:53

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Holy shit dude, that article is so fucking bad. SO bad. In fact it pretty much sounds like it was written by someone who actually doesn’t even live in WA.

Amoore100 > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/19/2015 at 01:59

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Well we do this sort of stuff anyway ...

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 08/19/2015 at 10:57

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Exactly. He just name drops the whole time.