That moment when...

"scoob" (scoobsti) 08/18/2015 at 18:40 • Filed to: Oppositelock

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A Jalopnik author changes his avatar to a dude that looks nothing like !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! and so you think he’s an imposter posing as the real Jalopnik author so you check his Kinja profile to see that it is in fact the real said Jalopnik author and not actually an imposter at all and so you go “Wait, what? Am I the only one who thought this?” and make a post on Oppo about it with no punctuation creating a run-on sentence that would be annoying to follow and acknowledge all of this in aforementioned Oppo post in the hopes someone else knows what I’m on about.

JustWaitingForAMate > scoob 08/18/2015 at 18:43

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He looks like the love child of Gerard Butler and Wil Wheaton.

edit : That ain’t a bad thing.

Patrick George > scoob 08/18/2015 at 18:50

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Beardlopnik.

GhostZ > scoob 08/18/2015 at 18:51

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He’s just growing into his Kingly beard.

LongbowMkII > JustWaitingForAMate 08/18/2015 at 18:52

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so accurate.

not for canada - australian in disguise > scoob 08/18/2015 at 18:53

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Looks like Patrick dressed up as Torch for Halloween, even if that’s still months away.

TheHondaBro > Patrick George 08/18/2015 at 18:54

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I approve.

macanamera > Patrick George 08/18/2015 at 18:59

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Pat, if you need somewhere safe to lay low until the heat dies down you can use the old safe house on Main Street, the new password is “fuzzy coconuts”. As always, you’ll get your cut when the merch is out of the country. As per your request, the bathroom of the safe house is fully stocked with beard combs and Just For Men “touch of grey”. Account information has been sent to your primary email, georgey-peaches@aol.com. Godspeed.

Justin Hughes > scoob 08/18/2015 at 19:00

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It’s a clever disguise to fool Chevrolet into letting him drive their cars again.

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > scoob 08/18/2015 at 19:01

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Maybe YOU are the imposter.

PS9 > JustWaitingForAMate 08/18/2015 at 19:01

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*Whil Whheaton

scoob > beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard 08/18/2015 at 19:08

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Tohru > Patrick George 08/18/2015 at 19:22

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This is Mirror Universe Patrick George. In his normal timeline, he’s the Editor-in-Chief for TTAC, and is banned from all Toyota press events after he slammed a Camry into Toyota’s head of North American operations.

Tohru > TheHondaBro 08/18/2015 at 19:23

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Swarthy.

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > scoob 08/18/2015 at 19:24

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norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 08/18/2015 at 19:26

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Van Man, rocks the Man Van > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 08/18/2015 at 19:27

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RallyWrench > Patrick George 08/18/2015 at 19:32

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Did Jack Baruth put you up to this? You look serious. If I was King George of Jelopnic, I’d smile for the huddled masses.

ly2v8-Brian > scoob 08/18/2015 at 19:37

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As I have learned from Star Trek this must be evil Patrick George.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Van Man, rocks the Man Van 08/18/2015 at 19:40

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Stef Schrader > scoob 08/20/2015 at 01:37

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Can rabbits nest in it?

scoob > Stef Schrader 08/20/2015 at 09:54

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Birds can.