Mole Position

Kinja'd!!! "Seat Safety Switch" (seat-safety-switch)
08/18/2015 at 12:40 • Filed to: sound of $1200 carbon fiber splitter scraping

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When America is in danger from strange foreign cars, D ownforce One is there.

Six powerful teens, picked for their alternative lifestyles and demographically-pleasing racial mix, fight crime and restore the American way.

Empowered by cars with inappropriate spoilers, they can exit corners earlier and brake harder than any fighting force known previously to man.

Their only weakness? Aesthetic balance.

Against their foes, Dr. Scrape, The Curb, and Driveway Doom, they struggle valiantly to protect us all.

THEY ARE

DOWNFORCE ONE


DISCUSSION (5)


Kinja'd!!! Alex B > Seat Safety Switch
08/18/2015 at 12:46

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What kind of car is it?


Kinja'd!!! georgechristensen > Seat Safety Switch
08/18/2015 at 12:54

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Your leg looks like a piece of piping


Kinja'd!!! DrScientist > Seat Safety Switch
08/18/2015 at 12:58

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dont forget about the evil and scheming Speed Bump and his bigger yet not too quick witted cousin Speed Hump.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Seat Safety Switch
08/18/2015 at 13:04

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dem socks tho


Kinja'd!!! Seat Safety Switch > georgechristensen
08/18/2015 at 14:57

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Well, it’s whoever’s leg took this picture. My leg mostly looks like aerospace-grade titanium with a bit of a blued tip.