Military memes

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08/17/2015 at 16:46 • Filed to: None

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A little funny for the military folks out there. Lost some brothers recently and the only way I can deal with it now is to laugh if off.

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Kinja'd!!! bob and john > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 16:55

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sorry man...if you need someone too talk to, my email is cool_saab93@hotmail.com (yea yea, dont judge me)

BTW, that ranger pretending to be a marine killed me.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > bob and john
08/17/2015 at 16:58

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Dude, I have only converted 45% of my email off of my first gmail created when I was 7 years old (originally was a aol.com address that I brought over)


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 17:04

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Damn, sorry to hear about your brothers. If you ever need anything, hoser795@hotmail.com

Also, I’m a submarine vet. When we were tied up pier side I used to carry a pistol on watch in the engine room. Seriously. Someone needs to make a meme about that.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Snuze: Needs another Swede
08/17/2015 at 17:07

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Lol, so much wtf.

I meant brothers in the service sense man. Marines are actively in harms way right now working with the Peshmerga and Saudi SF against IS and houthi fighters. They are in a very dangerous situation because there is no coalition backup should they get into more than was expected.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > bob and john
08/17/2015 at 17:07

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pretending to be a SEAL right?


Kinja'd!!! V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 17:08

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Sorry for your loss and thank you for your service. Also: das is goodt :

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Kinja'd!!! bob and john > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 17:08

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sorry, that.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > V12 Jake- Hittin' Switches
08/17/2015 at 17:08

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My favorite is the last one. “We have chow at 1630.”


Kinja'd!!! Snuze: Needs another Swede > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 17:11

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I know what you meant. Everyone else who’s served in my family was in the Marines... I got a submarine. Close enough.

And yeah, I’ve heard a little bit about what’s going on. My thoughts are with them, no easy way out of that one.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Snuze: Needs another Swede
08/17/2015 at 17:14

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When in doubt call for artillery...oh wait. That asset hasn’t been approved for tactical application.

“Hey guys wait a sec,” state department rep says, “just let the Iraqi army provide your fire support.”

JSOC guys, “lol, how about no.bearjpg”


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08/17/2015 at 17:17

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My favorite is “meals ready to excrete”


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
08/17/2015 at 17:18

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meals rejected by ethiopians

\jokes in bad taste from my military career


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 17:36

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Found an English translation of the Isis flag:

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Kinja'd!!! Future next gen S2000 owner > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 17:54

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As a former grunt, I approve of all these. Sorry for your loss. Been there, it sucks.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Tohru
08/17/2015 at 17:55

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Haha. That was a good chuckle, I just can’t wrapy head around these people. How they are so manipulated by liars within the religion. I am by no means a critic or expert of any religion, even my own - but this caliphate is literally the most evil shit I can comprehend.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Future next gen S2000 owner
08/17/2015 at 17:57

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Yut. In these moments we do what we do best, be professional, be polite, but have a plan to kill every motherfucker in the room.

Realistically, lets just kill the bad guys though.


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 18:00

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Sorry for your loss, and I wish safety and good hunting for your buddies.

Many of these are over my civilian head, but this also applies to racing mechanics:

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Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > RallyWrench
08/17/2015 at 18:01

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So by that logic I need to crew for a racing team? Noted, I’ll get on that now


Kinja'd!!! RallyWrench > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 18:23

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I think we talked about that once before, I would absolutely encourage you to look into it if it excites you. I speak from experience when I say that military guys make fantastic race crew.


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 19:58

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Aw nothing about how Army and Marine Aviation are the red headed step children of their services?


Kinja'd!!! DirtyBird > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 22:04

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This! every friday at least


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > Viggen
08/17/2015 at 22:34

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I was going to say something about forgetting a USCG meme, but that's the joke.


Kinja'd!!! ly2v8-Brian > R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet
08/17/2015 at 22:36

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Sorry for your loss.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > Viggen
08/17/2015 at 22:41

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My pops was a avionics and hydraulics maintenance chief for the first Marine FA-18 squadron.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > DirtyBird
08/17/2015 at 22:45

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Gunny has your safety brief gents.


Kinja'd!!! R Saldana [|Oo|======|oO|] - BTC/ETH/LTC Prophet > ly2v8-Brian
08/17/2015 at 22:45

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Such is the fate of those who are willing, nay born to shed blood.


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08/19/2015 at 09:50

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That sucks dude, my condolences.