"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/17/2015 at 00:09 • Filed to: None
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"TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/17/2015 at 00:09 • Filed to: None | 1
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Speak into the microphone with convenient Oppo labeling.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> TheHondaBro
08/17/2015 at 00:15 |
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If I speak into it, who will hear it? Is it being recorded, broadcast or what?
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TheHondaBro
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/17/2015 at 00:16 |
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Not important.
thatguy1
> TheHondaBro
08/17/2015 at 00:17 |
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Fuck her right in the pussy.
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> TheHondaBro
08/17/2015 at 00:17 |
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I’d say that’s rather important.
JustWaitingForAMate
> TheHondaBro
08/17/2015 at 00:17 |
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*clears throat*
“Price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. I repeat: price check on Vagiclean, aisle five. That’s Vagiclean. We’ve got a customer down here with a full-on fallopian fungus. She’s baking a loaf of bread and I think it’s sourdough.”
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TheHondaBro
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/17/2015 at 00:19 |
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NOT IMPORTANT NOW QUIT ASKING QUESTIONS AND SPEAK INTO THE MICROPHONE!!!! *INCOMPREHENSIBLE GERMAN*
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TheHondaBro
> thatguy1
08/17/2015 at 00:20 |
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Indubitably.
Nibby
> TheHondaBro
08/17/2015 at 00:20 |
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“Your stinking corpse I desire...”
aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
> TheHondaBro
08/17/2015 at 00:26 |
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“What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.”
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> TheHondaBro
08/17/2015 at 00:27 |
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Test. Test. Is this thing on? Hello? Is there anybody out there? Is this being recorded? Can you hear me? Is this some government experiment? Is TheHondaBro here to end me? Am I being taken?
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TheHondaBro
> Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
08/17/2015 at 00:30 |
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TheHondaBro
> aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
08/17/2015 at 00:31 |
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Oldie but goodie.
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aberson Bresident of the FullyAssed Committe
> TheHondaBro
08/17/2015 at 00:31 |
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all your me me’s are belong to me
MLGCarGuy
> TheHondaBro
08/17/2015 at 00:32 |
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Autos are faster than manuals.
*drops mic*
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Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> TheHondaBro
08/17/2015 at 00:33 |
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wait. Are you taking notes? NOTES!
sebdel
> TheHondaBro
08/17/2015 at 00:49 |
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I know what you’re trying to do here, you’re not fooling me
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
> MLGCarGuy
08/17/2015 at 01:05 |
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Not on the Tercel!
Wheelerguy
> TheHondaBro
08/17/2015 at 02:48 |
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I’ll use this opportunity to call out any and every Chinese Kinja commenter to explain this (and also this ) and talk about it right here, right now. Tell me what Wang Yi really meant and if your government doesn’t want to rape us just because we’re complaining about your country building stuff in OUR backyard pool.
This kind of stuff might devolve to something that would probably be better off at Bullshift, but I digress.
I might go send the subject matter to either Ballaban or Tyler Rogoway to see what they can come up with.
I’ll keep myself controlled and make sure I don’t burst in rage at said Chinese commenter(s) unless commenter sounds like propaganda and bullshit.
You and two other disinterested others (preferably mods) can observe, interpret and step in once either party trade flak beyond the confines.