Oppo Springs© bottles water

Kinja'd!!! "TheHondaBro" (wwaveform)
08/16/2015 at 18:20 • Filed to: None

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Bottled at the source.

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DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > TheHondaBro
08/16/2015 at 18:26

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It's really just synthetic motor oil


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > TheHondaBro
08/16/2015 at 18:28

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If we won’t get any monies selling ad space on oppo, I fully support merchandising/ brand whoring.


Kinja'd!!! Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > TheHondaBro
08/16/2015 at 18:31

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Tastes like burnt rubber and race gas.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > LongbowMkII
08/16/2015 at 18:37

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Did you know we had our own phone?


Kinja'd!!! TA4K > TheHondaBro
08/16/2015 at 18:41

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What spring rate?


Kinja'd!!! AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > TheHondaBro
08/16/2015 at 18:46

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Now with 10% Prius driver tears for improved taste!


Kinja'd!!! Forgetful > TheHondaBro
08/16/2015 at 18:54

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They collect our tears when a band, or ‘fashion icon’, wrecks a cool car in the name of ‘art’.


Kinja'd!!! Forgetful > Forgetful
08/16/2015 at 18:57

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[Scrolls further down]

Or when someone abandons an Elise. Pass me a bottle.

[Sobs uncontrollably]


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > PS9
08/16/2015 at 19:07

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I’d expect an oppo phone to have a physical keyboard with superior tactile feedback.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > LongbowMkII
08/16/2015 at 19:10

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No,no,no. We’d build the Miata of phones! Simplify and add lightness!


Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > PS9
08/16/2015 at 19:37

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that’d be the Lotus philosophy. “the download speeds are awesome... for the 2 weeks between 6 week shop visits. “

The Miata philosophy would likely result in a thinner Nokia Brick. Tough, easy to use but with android for large aftermarket support.

Actually that phone doesnt sound half bad...


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > TheHondaBro
08/16/2015 at 21:29

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371% alc./vol.