![]() 08/15/2015 at 19:41 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
My friend (same one who !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! my bike) had told me a small little story that happened to her last night. Now, I don’t know a lot about cats but I legitimately wonder what she fed the little bastard.
So, this one night, she just finished cleaning and decorating her room (kind of expected), and as soon as she settled down and slept, the family kitten had walked up to her door and in a silent manner...
Had let’er rip.
Now, this wouldn’t be bad except she had her window open a crack and the next thing anyone knew, the stank had literally breezed in and caused her to gag in her sleep. It was so bad that her eyes watered and she wanted to throw up.
She later told me that he would actually do this even with the door closed or open.
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Related to your bike-naming post, I don’t think it’s wise to name a motorcycle anything relating to blood.
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Hm? What makes you say that, out of curiosity’s sake?
![]() 08/15/2015 at 19:57 |
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You know. No seatbelt. Sorta not much between you and the road.
![]() 08/15/2015 at 21:05 |
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Which makes it all that risky. And yet, I wouldn’t mind - then again, I’m riding in a bright green motorcycle suit with black pants...
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At least you wear a jacket unlike most people where I live.
![]() 08/16/2015 at 02:33 |
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Cats eat some truly bad things ,but Cat #2 and their gas is Horrendous no matter what they eat.
![]() 08/23/2015 at 01:48 |
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My cat is 17 years old and he rips the gnarliest cat food and tuna farts known to man. Seriously, he will snuggle up to absolutely anyone, and as soon as his butt is within a foot or two of your face, that little fucker will cut loose with the most horrendous blast off ass gas known to human kind.
Poor little guy probably has no idea why we all hate cuddling up with him. He’s just the cutest thing over 16 years old in the known universe, but his stench can be absolutely horrendous. Sometimes I force myself to grin and bear it, just for the sake of his cute little face. Fuck, he’s 17, he’s not gonna be around forever.
![]() 08/23/2015 at 02:04 |
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Shit, now I’m gonna fucking cry because my cat is old. I’ve never even cried at a human funeral, and now I’m getting pissy-eyed over a fucking cat? Fuck.