The World Needs A Nibby Line Of Air Fresheners

"PS9" (PS9) 08/14/2015 at 21:21 • Filed to: blender

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I’m still 12. Lol.

Birddog > PS9 08/14/2015 at 21:27

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NIBREEZE!

TheHondaBro > PS9 08/14/2015 at 21:28

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Smells like sweat and eggplants.

whoarder is tellurium > PS9 08/14/2015 at 21:32

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BRB, investing in dickbutt family companies

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > PS9 08/14/2015 at 21:40

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I'd buy it.

Baeromez > whoarder is tellurium 08/14/2015 at 22:04

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As soon as Walmart picks them up, you’re in the gold.

whoarder is tellurium > Baeromez 08/14/2015 at 22:07

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We’ll need to make up a feminine line in girlish colors too. Gotta get that market share.

scoob > PS9 08/14/2015 at 22:09

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Needs two spherical shaped objects on the bottom which are actually handles or something.

PS9 > Baeromez 08/14/2015 at 22:17

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It’s inevitable. ‘Dickbutt’ pretty much sums up their corporate structure and business plans in one word. Walmart is all about dickbutt.

Jack Does Cars > PS9 08/14/2015 at 23:03

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I don’t think that I’ve ever talked about my Glade addiction.

I carry a bottle of Glade air freshener with me in all of my bags (schoolbag, bag I bring with me to work that also has shoes and Pepsi and/or sour gummy worms in it, etc.), and it is known for me to spray people or things that don’t smell good.

I need professional help.

Hot Takes Salesman > PS9 08/14/2015 at 23:31

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What the fuck

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > PS9 08/16/2015 at 17:30

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To: CEO, President of DickButt (plc..?)

From: Founder of Moneyteats Corp.

To whom it may concern;

Hello, my name is Satoshi Katsura, founder and president of Moneyteats Corporation, and I would like to ask if you are willing to form a merger. As you can see, 99% of Moneyteats Corp have invested heavily in Dickbutt products (the dull one percenter has since been quashed with great prejudice and furious anger) to the point that we would like to take on Dickbutt’s workload.

Please give it some thought.

Satoshi Katsura

CEO, Founder

Moneyteats Corporation

PS9 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 08/16/2015 at 17:48

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to the point that we would like to take on Dickbutt’s workload.