Deep Thoughts

"Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready" (hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready) 08/13/2015 at 21:51 • Filed to: None

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If a sign on a door inside a professional establishment says “Unauthorized Personnel Only”, does that mean everyone is allowed, no one is, or both?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 08/13/2015 at 21:55

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Well, if you’re allowed to go in, that makes you authorized, so you can’t go in which makes you unauthorized, and being unauthorized means you are authorized to go in but that circles back around and now nobody can enter the door or the fabric of reality will come undone.

$kaycog > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 08/13/2015 at 21:56

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Yes.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 22:02

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Exactly.

Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 22:02

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I am lying.

Do you believe me?

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > $kaycog 08/13/2015 at 22:02

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I agree.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Urambo Tauro 08/13/2015 at 22:03

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This statement is false.

Urambo Tauro > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 08/13/2015 at 22:05

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It’s French.

Means “ one authorized personnel only”. A limit probably set by the fire marshal.

Urambo Tauro > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 22:07

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This statement is false.

If you say so.

JustWaitingForAMate > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 22:07

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Oh no, I’ve gone cross-eyed.

Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 08/13/2015 at 22:09

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Another deep (and slightly morbid) thought: Does a funeral home want your business, or hope you never have to do business with them?

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 08/13/2015 at 22:14

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And suddenly I feel dizzy.

BaconSandwich is tasty. > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 08/13/2015 at 22:18

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I suppose the same could be said for a septic sucking service...

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 08/13/2015 at 22:19

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Again, the answer is both.

Entropic Force > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 08/13/2015 at 22:22

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Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 08/13/2015 at 22:36

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Although, I suppose they’d never be able to say “Thank you, come again!” would they?

DogonCrook > Dingers Ghost, Champion Jockey 08/13/2015 at 22:43

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You’ll be back, but next time they won’t be thanking you.

Frank Grimes > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 08/13/2015 at 23:19

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its like costco their membership policy and door guards is just a challenge.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 08/14/2015 at 00:07

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It means anyone who has a legit reason to be there is NOT allowed. Everyone else is.

:-)

Xyl0c41n3 > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 08/14/2015 at 00:12

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You speak! You post! Oh happy day!