Ham, Ranked

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 08/13/2015 at 21:35 • Filed to: lists

2

40

1) Honey

2) Black Forest

3) Rosemary & Sundried Tomato

4) Smoked

5) Regular

238) Rancid pork that’s been sitting in a greenhouse for two weeks

239) Peppered

Spaceball-Two > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 21:40

1

7) John

Thunderface > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 21:41

1

Clicked on this praying black forest would be on this list. You pass

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Spaceball-Two 08/13/2015 at 21:42

0

You’re saying he’s worse than rotting meat.

Spaceball-Two > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 21:43

1

Eh. That finale was pretty bad.

DrJohannVegas > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 21:43

0

REAL #1: Taylor

1111111111111111111111 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 21:44

0

I think you forgot the winner:

Country ham. Lots of fungus to scrub. But fucking a it’s good.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > DrJohannVegas 08/13/2015 at 21:44

0

Taylor “Pork”

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 21:45

4

No love for prosciutto?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 08/13/2015 at 21:47

0

3.5) Prosciutto

AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 21:49

0

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > AddictedToM3s - Drives a GC 08/13/2015 at 21:52

0

It’d be higher if it wasn’t so salty.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 22:00

0

WRONG

1. Smoked AND Pulled

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/13/2015 at 22:02

0

That is pork , not ham. You don’t go to the store to buy pulled ham.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 22:03

0

1. Prosciutto, Country, Taylors

1.5. Bacon

2. Black Forrest

3. All other forms of ham

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 22:05

0

In Alabama, when we smoke a ham, we pull it like pork. It does not taste the same as pulled pork. It is amazing. You can buy it in stores or in quarts at bbq joints.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/13/2015 at 22:06

2

“A quart of meat.”

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 22:19

0

Take the fresh shredded meat, put it in a quart size container, take it home, put it on: Sandwich, Plate, Potato, etc.

wafflesnfalafel > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 22:20

0

why no love for peppered ham? >sniff<

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/13/2015 at 22:32

0

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > wafflesnfalafel 08/13/2015 at 22:33

0

‘tis a silly meat

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 22:35

0

Blasphemy.

Peppered is great, as is smoked. Honey is only good if it is one of those crazy sugar-impregnated spiral-cut ones.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 22:39

0

No. Like this:

http://www.webstaurantstore.com/32-oz-microwav… But with cooked meat.

Frank Grimes > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 22:44

1

country ham belongs in hell. now I want a ham and swiss even though I ate dinner.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies 08/13/2015 at 22:50

0

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 23:08

0

No.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 23:16

0

I just puked a little in my mouth.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Snuze: Needs another Swede 08/13/2015 at 23:18

0

This is only because you have never had really good bacon. Grocery stores do not carry really good bacon.

Sam > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/13/2015 at 23:38

0

If not for the salt, it would be number 5.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/14/2015 at 00:00

1

You missed the best ham of all... Prosciutto.

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/14/2015 at 00:01

0

Nuh uh... Prosciutto is subzero ...

AMGtech - now with more recalls! > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/14/2015 at 00:23

0

It goes more like this...

1. Bacon

2. BBQ pulled

3. Black forest

4. Smoked

5. Prosciutto

6. Peppered

7. Everything else

Ham. Pork. Same difference. They all come from the same animal family.

6Cylinder > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/14/2015 at 01:22

0

Now tell me, what makes ham ‘Black Forest’?

BATC42 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/14/2015 at 02:19

1

I miss charcuterie so much.... Curse you for reminding me :/ Anyway there’s nothing like homemade smoked ham. Smoked in that kind of place:

It’s like a big chimney, we call it a Tuyé and it’s typical of the Franche-Comté région in France (east, near the Swiss border. Maint cities are Besançon, Pontarlier, that kind of places).

X37.9XXS > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/14/2015 at 08:12

1

1. Ukrainian

2. Gypsy

.

.

.

.

.

.

3. Real Schwarzwalder Schinken

.

.

.

.

.

.

Everything else

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/14/2015 at 08:27

0

I dunno, I think I’ve had some pretty good bacon. And I do love bacon, but frankly part of this is that I’m kind of over the bacon “thing.” Everyone is putting bacon on and in everything now, and it’s slightly annoying.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > X37.9XXS 08/14/2015 at 10:04

0

Is the Ukranian ham irradiated?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > 6Cylinder 08/14/2015 at 10:06

0

A curing process originating from the Black Forest region in Germany.

Wurrwulf > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/14/2015 at 10:10

0

1)

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Snuze: Needs another Swede 08/14/2015 at 11:20

1

Yes, but bacon will forever be good and good bacon will never be put in everything. Most of the bacon additions are mediocre bacons.

Snuze: Needs another Swede > Eric @ opposite-lock.com 08/14/2015 at 13:47

0

Good point.