What Is The Strangest Team Name Ever?

"hsv" (hsv)
08/13/2015 at 17:45 • Filed to: Motorsport

Now, strangest doesn’t necessarily mean terrible - it can be so bizarre it becomes humorous.

What qualifies as a truly strange team name though? The two basic criteria are odd words and unnecessarily long-winded run on names. If you get both, you’re usually hitting the jackpot. Here are some of my examples (old Japanese motorsport has a lot of them, by the way):

Kyoetsu Stellar Stellar International

Team Power Magic

Ability

P.mu/CerumoINGING

cdma One Toyota Team Cerumo With Key’s

Club Yellow Magic

Team Art Taste

NAC KOUKAKUKIDOUTAI ARISE DR PORSCHE

Checker Motors & Noji

Sundai Spilit

Fet With Zoom Racing

Speed Star Wheel Racing Team

Ken grip Racing Team

And yes, all of those are Japanese.

Anyway, fire away.

Also, pictures of said team’s cars or extra info would go a long way.

DISCUSSION (10)

TheStigFarmer > hsv
08/13/2015 at 17:48

Fuckmatie

It probably means something quite mundane in Italian, lol

Van Man, rocks the Man Van > hsv
08/13/2015 at 17:49

Denver Nuggets

I understand it’s a reference to gold mining, but your team name shouldn’t make me think of McDonald’s.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > hsv
08/13/2015 at 17:51

Team Edward. Eww.

itschrome > Van Man, rocks the Man Van
08/13/2015 at 17:53

it’s got a bit of a different meaning these days!

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > hsv
08/13/2015 at 17:57

Are we talking about professional teams only or do LeMons teams count?

SVTyler > hsv
08/13/2015 at 17:59

I always thought Rum Bum Racing was an odd name for a racing team until I found out it was the name of a record label. Now I think Rum Bum Records is an odd name for a record label.