3 shades of grey.

Kinja'd!!! "CalzoneGolem" (calzonegolem)
08/13/2015 at 14:13 • Filed to: None

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I moved my car to take this picture. Bonus Sable through the fence.


DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > CalzoneGolem
08/13/2015 at 14:23

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Kinja'd!!! itschrome > CalzoneGolem
08/13/2015 at 14:28

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man I feel bad for who ever has to clean up that oil slick.. or worse how will that poor tow truck driver ever get them all out of there..


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > CaptDale - is secretly British
08/13/2015 at 14:29

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to be fair a Taurus/sable with the dura... no.. no they are awful.. sorry for almost making a joke here..


Kinja'd!!! Margin Of Error > CalzoneGolem
08/13/2015 at 14:29

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The facelifted oval Taurus is one of my favorite sport sedan


Kinja'd!!! Milky > Margin Of Error
08/13/2015 at 14:33

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MOE …..

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Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > itschrome
08/13/2015 at 14:34

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I shall accept your oppolgy


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > CalzoneGolem
08/13/2015 at 14:35

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3 shades of grey, and still... they’re all beige.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > itschrome
08/13/2015 at 14:35

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This is taxi grade durability here!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > CaptDale - is secretly British
08/13/2015 at 14:36

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There are no boring cars only boring people.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Hermann
08/13/2015 at 14:37

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I’d just like to point out the mine is the middle one and you’re mean.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > CalzoneGolem
08/13/2015 at 14:37

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And they buy cars that are “boring” which makes them generally boring cars.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > CalzoneGolem
08/13/2015 at 14:37

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Cause it’s so durable you better have taxi money to get home?


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > itschrome
08/13/2015 at 14:38

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Dafuq is with you people today? My car is awesome and I love it.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > CaptDale - is secretly British
08/13/2015 at 14:39

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I love my car and you can get stuffed.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > CalzoneGolem
08/13/2015 at 14:40

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aww *hugs* I’m sorry. I’ve owned a few and none of them has ever been any thing short of unpleasant to me.. I’m sure it’s me not them.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > Margin Of Error
08/13/2015 at 14:48

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Hahaha!!!


Kinja'd!!! deekster_caddy > CalzoneGolem
08/13/2015 at 14:54

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Overall they are decent, until they aren’t. Have you had to replace that crazy rusted out water pipe from the lower radiator hose to the water pump? What a nightmare!


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > deekster_caddy
08/13/2015 at 15:03

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Nope it was pretty rust free when I got it. I think it lived in a garage and didn’t come out during winter or rain. I’ve been working to rectify that. Only thing I’ve had to replace besides tired suspension bits and worn brakes are the starter and a battery. Well actually I didn’t replace those because my back was broken at the time.


Kinja'd!!! Logansteno: Bought a VW? > CalzoneGolem
08/13/2015 at 15:09

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While I’m not the biggest fan on the Taurus/Sable (more the Vulcan maybe, definitely) these are stupid comfortable, somehow sip gas, and have a shockingly good stock stereo system. Great commuter honestly.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > Logansteno: Bought a VW?
08/13/2015 at 15:13

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I agree with everything you said. The speakers are surprisingly good and swapping the head unit improved my experience greatly.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > CalzoneGolem
08/13/2015 at 16:23

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Are you buying me dinner then? Cause italian usually stuffs me.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > CaptDale - is secretly British
08/13/2015 at 16:25

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No, I’m telling you to have sexual relations with yourself.


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > CalzoneGolem
08/13/2015 at 16:33

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Well that could be fun if I could clone myself, but really I wasn’t putting you or your car down. I was just saying that some cars get stereotypes and stereotypes exist for a reason. Though people break those stereotypes all that time and you wouldn’t be on Oppo if you fit in the category of 90’s rental car counter person.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > CalzoneGolem
08/13/2015 at 17:11

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I had a silver one like the one on the right. RIP.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > wiffleballtony
08/14/2015 at 07:14

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3.0 to 5.0


Kinja'd!!! Hermann > CalzoneGolem
08/14/2015 at 07:22

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I’m sorry. I didn’t mean to be mean.

Just tried to crack a joke. Sorry.


Kinja'd!!! wiffleballtony > CalzoneGolem
08/14/2015 at 09:54

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It gave itself for a worthy cause.