My Tinder Game Is On Point

Kinja'd!!! "macanamera" (macanamera)
08/12/2015 at 20:24 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Zohaibman72 > macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:28

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All my Tinder Matches:

Me: Hey!

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and then they remove me from matches a week later.


Kinja'd!!! MLGCarGuy > macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:28

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Dang. That’s a good pickup line. I’ll have to try that sometime.

EDIT: Try asking her how much your CLS weighs.


Kinja'd!!! E92M3 > macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:33

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Ohh! I know this one!!! It depends. Their weight varies.


Kinja'd!!! Frank Grimes > macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:36

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master chief of flirting.


Kinja'd!!! marshknute > macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:37

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Kinja'd!!! ChooChooMotherFudger > macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:37

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My favourite with that one is

you: how much does a polar bear weigh?

them: enough to break the ice?

you: Damn, I was really hoping for a number, can I get yours instead?

Tried it once, didn’t hear back....


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > MLGCarGuy
08/12/2015 at 20:38

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The real answer is, “enough to break the ice.”


Kinja'd!!! Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2 > macanamera
08/12/2015 at 20:40

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Speaking of Tinder on Oppo, I found a good looking girl that religiously goes to car shows and wants a 67 Camaro.


Kinja'd!!! Your boy, BJR > Zohaibman72
08/12/2015 at 20:41

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Just open with

“I’m Kanye. Don’t tell Kim.”


Kinja'd!!! Zohaibman72 > Your boy, BJR
08/12/2015 at 20:42

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It’s a known fact I swipe right if they like kanye. Everytime.

I even have a quote about Kanye on my profile.


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > macanamera
08/12/2015 at 21:10

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Seems like she likes you

*not

(No offense intended)

(Just joking)

(Sorry if you are offended)


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > ChooChooMotherFudger
08/12/2015 at 21:25

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Smooth.


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > macanamera
08/12/2015 at 21:27

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You: How much does a polar bear weigh?

Her: I don’t know.

You: Less than you, bitch!

Bitches love the negging.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > pjhusa
08/12/2015 at 23:32

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extremely offended


Kinja'd!!! TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > macanamera
08/13/2015 at 02:59

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bruh. we all know you lead with a dick pic


Kinja'd!!! Tapas > ChooChooMotherFudger
08/13/2015 at 09:55

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“ .....

them: enough to break the ice?

you: Damn, I was really hoping for a number, can I get yours instead?

them: 135 lbs

you: oookay ._. “