Observations from my Commute

Kinja'd!!! "cazzyodo" (cazzyodo)
08/12/2015 at 09:08 • Filed to: OFMC

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Today’s focus was on event number 3.

1) Karmic justice is always delicious. Mr. Business Executive in a Nissan Sentra, phone in one hand and gesturing wildly with the other while tailgating. Goes to pass by going to the far right lane but lacks the pickup to go around anyone. Gets stuck behind a minivan.

2) Old, beat, riced out Lancer with the letters EVOLUTION VIII across the back. Wasn’t level. Think of this as you will.

3) Traffic was boring but over my music I heard a captivating rumble and looked to my left.

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The stars aligned, traffic opened for a brief second, and I saw the R8. I magically got this picture thanks to the potato’s ability to activate the camera by twisting your wrist...then snap away blindly and hope for the best. I spent the next 12 miles staring at DAT ASS. An R8 has a lovely hindquarters.

What did you see on your commute today?


DISCUSSION (24)


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 09:11

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helloooooooooooooooooooooooooo nurse!


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 09:12

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Business executive

Nissan Sentra


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 09:13

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on my way to Lexington yesterday I saw what I think was a 2015 911 GT3 followed shortly by an i8. It was my first time seeing one of those on the road. It really does look amazing and futuristic.


Kinja'd!!! whoarder is tellurium > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 09:14

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I usually see this base 06’ Impreza with illest, stance and eat/sleep/subaru stickers on the back window. It has the stock 5 spoke wheels painted just a lovely turquoise color too.

Other than that... appliance cars this morning.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 09:15

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i never see anything special in 2.5km.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Party-vi
08/12/2015 at 09:16

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That was, in all honesty, the thought that went through my head. Meant to include the gif.


Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 09:16

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Dat Corolla doe...


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
08/12/2015 at 09:16

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I hope to GOD it was a rental.


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > Party-vi
08/12/2015 at 09:17

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That is a nice Fusion, yes?


Kinja'd!!! Party-vi > extraspecialbitter
08/12/2015 at 09:18

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E46 you Philistine.


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 09:19

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Today is my early day so I hardly see anyone on my way in. But I’ve been seeing this lifted VW wagon that I’ve been trying to get a picture of. It is truly a sight to behold. Sadly it was not where it usually is this morning and I had a sad.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 09:20

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I saw a walrus stuffed into a Chevy traverse doing 58 in the left lane of a 65.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > itschrome
08/12/2015 at 09:28

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I also saw a walrus but he was in a Yaris. They must be cousins.


Kinja'd!!! smobgirl > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 09:32

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I had a #1 happen a few days ago, sort of. Got cut off by a Mercedes SUV going 5 under so I went to fly around like a jackass...and got stuck behind someone in the left lane also going slow as hell. I had to sit next to the Merc and shamefully ignore them for the next couple miles until I could escape.

Went on my merry way to the grocery store and got home to find THAT Mercedes parked - by coincidence - in the on-street parking spot in front of my house. Thankfully the owner was adult enough not to screw with my car because there's no way they didn't recognize it.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 09:37

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were they slow moving and yelling and flipping you off when you passed on the right at barely speed limit speeds?? cause if so they might be!


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 09:38

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Hard to really say what I saw on my commute, as it's dark as I get to work by 6 AM. I did see a Can-Am Spyder though. Probably the most unique thing I saw.


Kinja'd!!! BeaterGT > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 09:51

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The things I would do for an R8..


Kinja'd!!! Captain of the Enterprise > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 09:54

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I saw an ex state police tahoe with escalade rims on it.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > itschrome
08/12/2015 at 10:01

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Nope, he was trying to get as close as possible to my rear but getting mad cuz apparently I’m just a tease.

Still think they’re related, though.


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 10:01

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yeah definitely are!


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Party-vi
08/12/2015 at 10:02

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Haha. I’m aware of what you meant but it just doesn’t do it for me. Really just a bonus in timing.

Still, though, my original statement stands.


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > smobgirl
08/12/2015 at 10:02

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Oooo...that’s all sorts of coincidental.

Or is it...


Kinja'd!!! CaptDale - is secretly British > cazzyodo
08/12/2015 at 12:19

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I saw the aftermath of fixing a road and all the debris hitting my car.. Fucking christ stop hitting my car with rocks!!!!!!


Kinja'd!!! cazzyodo > Party-vi
08/12/2015 at 12:26

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Also, it was a pleasant surprise when I got to work and looked at the shot. Zoomed in on the mirror and thought, “Oh...some Opponauts will be doubly happy!”

You didn’t disappoint.