My Most Starred Comment On The FP

"Michael Maguire" (michaelmag25) 08/11/2015 at 23:17 • Filed to: Doug Demuro

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is about asking Doug Demuro to read me bedtime stories...

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Jcarr > Michael Maguire 08/11/2015 at 23:25

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Good start. I struck gold with this one a while back. It had 100 in less than 20 minutes.

http://jalopnik.com/mine-every-cra…

HammerheadFistpunch > Michael Maguire 08/11/2015 at 23:27

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right behind you with this stupid joke

Michael Maguire > Jcarr 08/11/2015 at 23:41

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Now at 436 stars...

To your credit, that is so true and hilarious!

Blondude > Michael Maguire 08/11/2015 at 23:42

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*sigh* Of all the comments I make, this is my most starred.

Michael Maguire > HammerheadFistpunch 08/11/2015 at 23:42

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and now at 85 stars haha...its kinda sad, but funny!

Michael Maguire > Blondude 08/11/2015 at 23:43

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haha thats awesome!

PatBateman > Michael Maguire 08/11/2015 at 23:47

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Once upon a time, a girl named Goldilocks was walking through the woods. Kind of skipping, but in a half-hearted way, like when you get low-balled on your Ferrari. So she comes across this house that is normally inhabited by bears. Not Kuala Bears, not Chicago Bears, but BEAR bears. She proceeds to enter and eat up this small bowl of porridge after sampling two other undesirable bowls faster than you can say “Range Rover warranty claim”.

Then she hops into this small bed to take a nap after, again, jumping into two other beds to test their desirability. Pretty silly, really. It’s as if she drove a Kia and a Hyundai before settling on the Porsche 911. The choice was a no-brainer from the get go.

So finally the bears came home like they always do. Three of them: a familial unit with fur, teeth, and a yearning to be admired while driving a right hand drive classic from Japan. They eventually find Goldilocks in her bed and proceed to crush her with a H1 that sports an archaic V8 instead of a diesel.

And all the bears lives happily ever after, until they realized that they had to park their H1 on the mean, small streets of Philly.

The end.

Michael Maguire > PatBateman 08/12/2015 at 00:36

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This is honestly gold...and if posted on the same day under my comment, would probably have more stars haha

StoneCold > Michael Maguire 08/12/2015 at 01:01

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Yup. Swanson Meme. Sigh.

http://oppositelock.kinja.com/yes-i-also-fou…

Baeromez > PatBateman 08/12/2015 at 02:37

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Van Man, rocks the Man Van > Michael Maguire 08/12/2015 at 08:02

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Somehow I got 137 stars for this:

http://jalopnik.com/1723243355