"Tom McParland" (tommcparland)
08/11/2015 at 14:54 • Filed to: wut
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"Tom McParland" (tommcparland)
08/11/2015 at 14:54 • Filed to: wut | 4
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This is an actual sentence I got in an email quote from a dealership - “Also we only quote payment ranges when we quote a lease until we samit it over to the bank for approval.”
PanchoVilleneuve ST
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 14:56 |
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They gotta ask their friend Samit what he thinks first.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 14:57 |
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The bank approves their sale prices? Neat trick.
RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 14:58 |
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Is samiting something sending it over wrapped in luxuriant heavy silk? Or are we meant to infer something involved with “semite” and Jewish banker stereotypes?
cazzyodo
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 14:59 |
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You know...samit.
William Byrd
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 15:03 |
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Mine was super cheap.
http://www.rightfootdown.com/car-spotlight/…
HammerheadFistpunch
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 15:03 |
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common typo, he meant sammich. The loan officer at the bank only works on sandwiches.
dogisbadob
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 15:03 |
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The call center guy in India working on an H1-B that stole your job.
iSureWilll
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 15:06 |
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They only quote leases, unless you can send the bank guy a sammich. GT350 sales are only approved by the sammich eating bank employee. No one at the dealership has that kind of power, since they only eat pizzas and chips.
$kaycog
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 15:06 |
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This guy?
EmbraceTheRasp
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 15:06 |
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I like how they misspelled Samir AND turned it into a verb. That’s such a hip thing to do these days. It’s like when I jeckman that intersection near my house every morning.
Jcarr
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 15:08 |
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Maybe they meant they have to check with Samir.
Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
> dogisbadob
08/11/2015 at 15:15 |
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That would be Samjit.
Hooker
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 15:18 |
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Please tell me that this dealership (shell corporation?) is now off your list. Forever.
ttyymmnn
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 15:24 |
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I’ll take “submit” for the block, Wink.
E92M3
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 16:01 |
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Reply back that it’s against YOUR policy, they are only allowed to SUBMIT your application to the bank. But in no way are they allowed to samit your application.
Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing.
> Tom McParland
08/11/2015 at 16:20 |
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Wha’s wrong wit dat?
The Compromiser
> $kaycog
08/11/2015 at 19:39 |
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Hey! That’s just not cricket, old boy...