Nope Mode Activated

"Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura" (sundowne36) 08/10/2015 at 14:31 • Filed to: Send In Trevor Philips

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I just saw a small ass centipede zoom into my pots and pans cabinet.

Welp, time to torch the house now. Who knows when that little fucker grows up?

cazzyodo > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 08/10/2015 at 14:35

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Going with the GTA theme I made this earlier to send to a friend: http://i.imgur.com/9soTK34.webm

Dammit. Too large so it’s just a url...

$kaycog > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 08/10/2015 at 14:35

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Yep, they do grow.

djmt1 > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 08/10/2015 at 14:36

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I’ve got the launch codes ready, just give me the coordinates.

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > $kaycog 08/10/2015 at 14:37

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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!

#CentipedePhobiaProblems

extraspecialbitter > $kaycog 08/10/2015 at 14:37

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Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > $kaycog 08/10/2015 at 14:37

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themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 08/10/2015 at 14:39

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I humbly request that you do like the anime “Bokura wa minna kawaisou” - when the plotline calls for an image of a centipede, do everyone’s sanity a favor and use this little guy as a stand-in

And then when it comes time to kill the poor bastard -

spanfucker retire bitch > djmt1 08/10/2015 at 14:39

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You know who doesn’t learn from being nuked in Civ V? The fucking Huns.

I nuked that fucker Atilla every time he threatened and got money from one of my City States. Every. Single. Time. I’d nuke him in return. Never learned. Just kept on doing it.

Apparently the Huns don’t mind living in radioactive fallout.

Rainbow > $kaycog 08/10/2015 at 14:40

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I have no idea why people are acting like this is terrifying... that’s a really cool bug! I want one.

“Bathroom centipedes” on the other hand....

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > djmt1 08/10/2015 at 14:40

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A small little suburb in the Pierce County area. Target has been green lit.

Viggen > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 08/10/2015 at 14:40

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Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > $kaycog 08/10/2015 at 14:41

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Hmm.. You’ve got REALLY hairy arms for a girl... sorry :P

$kaycog > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/10/2015 at 14:50

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$kaycog > extraspecialbitter 08/10/2015 at 14:50

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Wait for me!

themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > $kaycog 08/10/2015 at 14:51

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Are you?

Are you really?

$kaycog > Rainbow 08/10/2015 at 14:51

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I guess because it’s so huge.

$kaycog > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 08/10/2015 at 14:52

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You funny! Like I’d have that thing on my arm anyway.

$kaycog > themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles 08/10/2015 at 14:56

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Not really. :D

X37.9XXS > Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura 08/10/2015 at 14:57

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Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > $kaycog 08/10/2015 at 14:59

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I’m not sure I’d’ve either.. Tarantulas I can deal with, snakes as well.. but something that’s effectively a snake with legs.. not so sure.

$kaycog > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 08/10/2015 at 15:05

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I can’t deal with any of those. Snakes really freak me out.

Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 08/10/2015 at 15:06

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Blind snakes with legs and big ass fangs.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > $kaycog 08/10/2015 at 15:08

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Well.. I HATE earth worms.. We all have some sort of phopia.

$kaycog > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 08/10/2015 at 15:11

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I used to help my dad dig for earthworms for fishing. I couldn’t do it now.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > $kaycog 08/10/2015 at 15:14

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Strange ain’t it, I have no problem with snakes, spiders, wasps and such.. teeny tiny earthworms though.. nope, I actually get catatonic. Maggots though, no problem.

$kaycog > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 08/10/2015 at 15:15

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Yeah, it is weird. I blame my big brother for my fear of snakes. When we were kids, he used to chase me with one in his hand saying that he was going to put it down my neck. Big brothers are like that.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > $kaycog 08/10/2015 at 15:17

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Ahh.. I’m a big brother. On behalf of all big brothers out there.. Sorry.

$kaycog > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 08/10/2015 at 15:22

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No problem. I still love my big brother.

Cé hé sin > $kaycog 08/10/2015 at 15:25

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Please tell me that’s not a real one.

Please.

$kaycog > Cé hé sin 08/10/2015 at 15:32

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I’m afraid so, and I think they get even bigger in other countries.

http://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2015/…

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Cé hé sin 08/10/2015 at 15:37

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You think THAT is freaky?

Worlds biggest earthworm..

T5Killer > $kaycog 08/10/2015 at 16:09

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When I was a kid there was one living in the cracks of the concrete in the garage almost that size lengthwise but nowhere as wide/fat. I hate those damn things we used to have them everywhere one time one crawled on my back when I was laying down.

$kaycog > T5Killer 08/10/2015 at 16:11

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Yuck! There are small ones, about half inch long, around here, but I haven’t seen one in years.

Cé hé sin > Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh 08/10/2015 at 17:04

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Worms are OK.

Leggy crawling things not so much.

Laird Andrew Neby Bradleigh > Cé hé sin 08/10/2015 at 17:50

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I’d rather have leggy crawleys mate.. But hey, I’m actually trying to find a job in Kirkwall, so what do I know :P