So cheap, yet so shitty

Kinja'd!!! "Tohru" (tohrurokuno)
08/10/2015 at 13:24 • Filed to: None

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Seller says it has a CAI, Holley fuel rail, bigger fuel injectors, and a 2.5” exhaust. All for just $1500! Soak it in. Bask in the shitty car mods.

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DISCUSSION (15)


Kinja'd!!! itschrome > Tohru
08/10/2015 at 13:28

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I dunno whats more delusional: that he thinks some one will pay $1500 for that or that he’ll find a small truck with a small motor that’s not total junk for that money..


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > Tohru
08/10/2015 at 13:28

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Bigger injectors for what? What does he have done to it to need that? Supercharger? Turbo? High RPM NA build?

Wait...he...he didn’t upgrade the injectors because of the CAI, Did he? If so...

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Kinja'd!!! duurtlang > Tohru
08/10/2015 at 13:29

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Money doesn’t buy taste, they say. A lack of money most certainly doesn’t either.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Tohru
08/10/2015 at 13:30

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TWO AND A HALF INCH EXHAUST?!

For god’s sake that’s the size exhaust the Montego has, granted it’s true duals but 2.5” on an escort!?

Besides, does holley even make parts for these things?

(yes I’m ignoring it’s looks and focusing on the insanity “underneath”)


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > PS9
08/10/2015 at 13:32

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Hypothetically “better” air: Not actually equivalent to “more” air or “faster” air. Not really.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > PS9
08/10/2015 at 13:32

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as far as I know, it’s stock 2.0L twin-cam Zetec under the hood.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > itschrome
08/10/2015 at 13:34

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My Ram 50 was $1500. 2.0L 4G63 with a 5-speed.

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However, when I traded it for the Bonneville it needed a gas tank, sending unit, fuel lines, transmission mount, rear carrier bearing, and frame repair. Even still, it’s worth twice what that ZX2 is.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/10/2015 at 13:35

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It’s the 2.0L Zetec in the ZX2. I believe they used them in some racing series. Ford Performance made hop-up parts for them.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Tohru
08/10/2015 at 13:38

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Alright then.

The exhaust is probably bigger than the pistons though....


Kinja'd!!! Sneaky Pete > Tohru
08/10/2015 at 13:39

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Well, now I know what would happen when you actually try to polish a turd.


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/10/2015 at 13:39

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It is.


Kinja'd!!! MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Tohru
08/10/2015 at 13:41

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and 2.5 inch exhaust looks a hell of a lot better on a Montego (please excuse all that crap, had just moved in for this pic, it lives on the other side now too haha):

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Kinja'd!!! Tohru > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/10/2015 at 14:13

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It does.


Kinja'd!!! AdverseMartyr > Tohru
08/10/2015 at 14:25

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If you can stop puking long enough to take the wing off the back, I bet you could sell it for $1500 to someone looking to finish their F&F tribute Supra and end up with a free car.


Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Tohru
08/11/2015 at 07:24

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tasteful!