Dear Oppo,

Kinja'd!!! "Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish" (mrfist)
08/10/2015 at 12:21 • Filed to: None

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Qatar sucks some ballsack, it’s hot and I’m not allowed to drive for the next 6 months.

Love,

Mr. FiSTer

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DISCUSSION (11)


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/10/2015 at 12:27

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What did you do?


Kinja'd!!! scoob > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/10/2015 at 12:32

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Why do I get the feeling from this that you just randomly woke up in Qatar even though you probably live somewhere thousands of miles away? What am I missing.


Kinja'd!!! Ash78, voting early and often > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/10/2015 at 12:33

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So you got a sex change operation, then?


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > scoob
08/10/2015 at 12:37

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Dude, sometimes shit happens and you wake up far far away in the desert with Ginuwine. I don’t even know what’s going on.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/10/2015 at 12:38

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I didn’t get an international driver’s license and my Jersey license is expired.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Ash78, voting early and often
08/10/2015 at 12:38

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I think I’ve got both parts now?


Kinja'd!!! Horkin' Up Dangle Hams > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/10/2015 at 12:47

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Your pain, I understand it. Been in China for almost a year and haven’t driven a foot. Only respite I had was when I went home for a little bit six months ago. No feeling could replace the joy of driving my 20-year-old Mazda truck around my neighborhood.


Kinja'd!!! Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/10/2015 at 14:00

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Why not just apply for a driver’s license as a new driver while you’re there?


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/10/2015 at 14:05

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C-wire: check

Lots of communications antennas: check

Six months: check

Looks like someone’s on a kush little Air Force deployment.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Viggen
08/10/2015 at 14:44

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And we have a winner!


Kinja'd!!! Viggen > Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish
08/10/2015 at 14:51

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Having spend about nine months in an equally hot, but much less humid place, about a five hour flight to the north east, it was easy to put two and two together.