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"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus)
08/10/2015 at 09:31 • Filed to: None

This is my last week with this current place of employment. I don’t have a whole lot to do right now and I’m fairly bored.

I will reach 20,000 miles in the WRX tomorrow.

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I made chicken parm Saturday and can still taste the garlic.

gasoline is flamable

I actually went to look at this thing and typical dealer response was it sold this morning. However in his defense is has been removed from the website.

AMA

I dont care about the speed of whatever f’in swallow it is.

DISCUSSION (58)

EL_ULY > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:37

we don’t need TV to entertain us

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:37

Do your ears hang low?

OPPOsaurus WRX > EL_ULY
08/10/2015 at 09:38

wow i havnt seen that show for a long time.

BeaterGT > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:38

Kinja'd!!!

Firestarters?

itschrome > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:40

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SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:40

Donuts in the parking lot.

450X_FTW > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:41

Take a knee and run out the clock. No need to be a hero and go for the extra points.

djmt1 > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:41

Breasts, legs, thighs & wings. In order of preference.

pip bip - choose Corrour > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:45

as you walk out the door for the last time remember to drop you pants and moon the boss.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:46

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > 450X_FTW
08/10/2015 at 09:46

itschrome > 450X_FTW
08/10/2015 at 09:46

DO YOU HATE AMERICA BOY?! WE DON’T TAKE A KNEE AND RUN OUT THE CLOCK, WHAT IS THIS COMMIE CHINA?! HELL NO! I DON’T CARE HOW MUCH A LEAD WE HAVE YOU NEED TO RUN AND YOU NEED TO RUN HARD. DRIVE TO THAT GOAL LINE AND OBLITERATE YOUR ENEMY! YOU EITHER LIVE A HERO OR DIE TRYING!

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:47

Why aren’t you driving a 60’s Muscle car (Mercury preferably...)?

OPPOsaurus WRX > itschrome
08/10/2015 at 09:47

drugs are bad....?

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:47

Kinja'd!!!

How about a late 80s Jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag XJSC V12 I found?

450X_FTW > itschrome
08/10/2015 at 09:48

That’s how you blow out your knee and end your career.....

pip bip - choose Corrour > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/10/2015 at 09:49

rescue it!

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/10/2015 at 09:49

Gib Jag plox

OPPOsaurus WRX > djmt1
08/10/2015 at 09:50

i’m more of a butt guy, but I think you may be talking about chicken so in that case it would be the order as ou had them. I went to KFC back in my college days and ordered two extra crispy breasts. I just love breasts and thats all I wanted. I didn’t realize what I had said until my buddy couldn’t order due to his uncontrollable laughter.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > pip bip - choose Corrour
08/10/2015 at 09:50

I’ve seriously considered it. I just don’t have space right now to house another car. Would need to sell my Ford F-150 first.

OPPOsaurus WRX > 450X_FTW
08/10/2015 at 09:50

pretty much what I’m doing. If I’m asked to do something I do it and then its back to Oppo

itschrome > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:51

ooh I’m sorry the correct answer was: Lobster Thermidor a Crevette with a mornay sauce served in a Provencale manner with shallots and aubergines garnished with truffle pate, brandy and with a fried egg on top and spam.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/10/2015 at 09:51

no i havnt had a haircut in a while.

OPPOsaurus WRX > BeaterGT
08/10/2015 at 09:51

someday i’m sure. they loved seeing me splash the ‘fire juice’ on there.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/10/2015 at 09:52

I do not hesitate to add, gib ‘41 Plymouth (?) plox

itschrome > 450X_FTW
08/10/2015 at 09:52

NO GLORY NO GAIN! PAIN IS GAIN AND GAIN IS WINNING! DO YOU WANT TO MAKE YOUR MOTHER CRY? DON’T BE THE OTHER GUY BE THE MAN YOU KNOW A MAN LIKE YOU CAN BE! THERE’S NO CRYING! BUCK UP, WALK IT OFF AND GO FOR GLORY!

OPPOsaurus WRX > pip bip - choose Corrour
08/10/2015 at 09:52

I didn;t really want to leave so i’d like to leave on good terms.

OPPOsaurus WRX > itschrome
08/10/2015 at 09:53

yea... I have no idea what your talking about. I’m going to stick with my answer.

E92M3 > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:54

I can’t remember the last time I was bored. Seems like there is always a mountain of things waiting for me.

OPPOsaurus WRX > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/10/2015 at 09:55

i’d love to have that but one of the reasons for trading in the WRX is that my wife does not find it to be enough of a family car. I dont think the Jag would improve upon that situation. this would:

Kinja'd!!!

however it would not improve my financial situation

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/10/2015 at 09:56

I think that’s a straight 8 Buick of some description. Probably 1942. My family isn’t a Mopar family, so to have a Plymouth would be sacreligious.

OPPOsaurus WRX > E92M3
08/10/2015 at 09:56

i’m usually pretty busy. I would have started a new project this week if I was not leaving.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/10/2015 at 09:56

Also, no. My Jaaaaag V12. If I can convince him to part with it.

Eberle-Hills-Cop > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:56

Is it strange that after I swapped all my brakes and the car was still on jackstands I sat in it making race car sounds?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/10/2015 at 09:57

Why would having a Plymouth be sacreligious?

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/10/2015 at 09:57

Also, that flat bed truck has a 6.5 Detroit Diesel Turbo. And steps to get on the flatbed.

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
08/10/2015 at 09:58

Because he loves his GM cars. Practically *everything* else he has other than the Jaaaaaaaag is a GM product.

450X_FTW > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:58

reply to them “you’ll have your answer by next week”

itschrome > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 09:58

I’m sorry to hear that, but before you go; remember this always “ A bridge over troubled waters never results in any gained social media presence in the absence of free booze. but luckily grand mothers can always sooth burned wounds with cookies and cocaine ointment. “

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > E92M3
08/10/2015 at 09:59

I tend to be bored because of the things waiting for me

#procrastilaxing

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/10/2015 at 10:01

Ahh, midread. I thought you said that they were a Mopar family.

OPPOsaurus WRX > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/10/2015 at 10:04

I’d love to. I’d drive any of these:

Kinja'd!!!

wagons cuz kids

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/10/2015 at 10:06

Kinja'd!!!

It actually kind of looks like it might be neither. The chrome mustache had me thinking Plym, but it might actually be something like a Chevy.

Kinja'd!!!

KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
08/10/2015 at 10:07

Wouldn’t surprise me if it is a Chevrolet. The hood is long enough you might be able to shoehorn a Fireball I8 in there.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/10/2015 at 10:10

The most distinctive part of IDing it is probably the C pillar. Most makers were only offering bustlebacks until ‘41, and most of the ‘41 fastbacks have a bent C pillar.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Eberle-Hills-Cop
08/10/2015 at 10:10

only if it was a Telsa or a Leaf. I mean look at where your posting, it would be odd if you didn;t do that.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 10:11

You don’t have enough kids to require a wagon though.

For example:

Kinja'd!!!

This has 6 seat belts.

Kinja'd!!!

You’re depriving yourself!

uofime-2 > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 10:14

How does the tread look on the tires?

OPPOsaurus WRX > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/10/2015 at 10:16

i guess your correct. The only issue that comes up is when we try to go somewhere with other people.

Slave2anMG > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 10:23

Maybe this will explain.

OPPOsaurus WRX > uofime-2
08/10/2015 at 10:28

pretty good. I swapped winters on this year so you can probably take 6k-8k miles off the tires

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 10:59

oh for those trips with more than 6 people in the car? I think we both know that’s a rarity.

And if you’re desperate, you could fit at least 2 in the trunk:

Kinja'd!!!

Rico > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 11:00

How did your coworkers take it? Is your boss acting passive aggressive? Will you clog the toilet before you leave?

OPPOsaurus WRX > Rico
08/10/2015 at 11:22

lol coworkers... there is one co-worker. (i dont count the secretary and my boss’s wife. Altho they occupy chairs here, they dont really work. I guess we can call them co-office inhabitants) They were all very surprised. He is handling it well. He congratulated me, said good luck and all that. There is no one left to take over my projects so he has offered to pay me to finish a few things here and there. Every day he thanks me for sticking around for the last couple weeks. I dont hate the place so the only reason i’d clog the toilet before I leave is because I ate 10 lbs of Chinese the night before and the toilet wouldn’t be able to handle the log the results of that.

OPPOsaurus WRX > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/10/2015 at 11:25

i didn;t see 6 seatbelts, I figured 2 up front.

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/10/2015 at 11:28

3 and 3 my friend!

Montego-Party!

Most I’ve ever done is 4 including me, but there was plenty of room for someone to ride bitch front and back.