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Kinja'd!!! "Hot Takes Salesman" (normiesgetoffmyboardreeeeeeee)
08/08/2015 at 20:43 • Filed to: None

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I’ve got a drinking game for you. A swig for every Subaru. Try not to die.


DISCUSSION (8)


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Hot Takes Salesman
08/08/2015 at 20:57

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have fun


Kinja'd!!! OPPOsaurus WRX > Hot Takes Salesman
08/08/2015 at 21:02

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hangover* ?


Kinja'd!!! Boxer_4 > OPPOsaurus WRX
08/08/2015 at 21:10

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I spy Cashmere Yellow...


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Hot Takes Salesman
08/08/2015 at 21:35

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You died. Sorry.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > pjhusa
08/08/2015 at 22:06

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No really, you go through Dartmouth College and it’s just Subaru-Subaru-Subaru-Volvo-Subaru. Law enforcement must be tough.

“Dispatch, the suspect drove off in a Subaru wagon.”

“You’re going to need to be a LOT more specific than that”


Kinja'd!!! pjhusa > Hot Takes Salesman
08/08/2015 at 22:07

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That's not that good.


Kinja'd!!! Hot Takes Salesman > pjhusa
08/08/2015 at 22:15

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Exactly


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > Hot Takes Salesman
08/27/2015 at 15:02

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“All units be on the lookout for a Maroon 1927 Stutz Bearcat...”

“Nah, that’s really more of a burgundy.”

Anyone?