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"Denver Is Stuck In The 90s" (denver80222)
08/07/2015 at 15:53 • Filed to: None

EDIT: Lunch break is over.

And I’m incredibly bored, AMA

DISCUSSION (39)

Tripper > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 15:56

Man I miss my ranger, it was an 87’ and a piece of shit, but it was so “bouncy fun” to drive. The only vehicle that I have ever named “Tan Stan”.

pjhusa > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 15:57

Are you a Ford fan?

What do you drive?

Lulz jk

Echo51 > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 15:58

Post your lunch!

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Tripper
08/07/2015 at 15:58

Mine was bouncy, before I replaced the shocks. Heres what it looked like before:

Kinja'd!!!

itschrome > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 15:59

How do you know that your experience of consciousness is the same as other people’s experience of consciousness?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > itschrome
08/07/2015 at 15:59

Mercedes Streeter > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 16:00

Would you rather drive a pink ranger, a pink smart, or drive a Mitsubishi i-MiEV? :D

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Mercedes Streeter
08/07/2015 at 16:01

Smart

atfsgeoff > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 16:05

Do you drive a Ranger out of necessity? If so, is there anything you do like about it?

itschrome > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 16:05

If super-intelligent aliens want to eat humans, are they wrong?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > atfsgeoff
08/07/2015 at 16:06

I kinda drive it out of necessity. Im a design student and my school is in the middle of downtown, so having a narrow vehicle that can haul large projects is pretty handy.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > itschrome
08/07/2015 at 16:06

itschrome > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 16:07

Is it wrong to grow brain dead babies to harvest their organs?

atfsgeoff > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 16:07

I4 or V6?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > itschrome
08/07/2015 at 16:08

4224

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > atfsgeoff
08/07/2015 at 16:08

4.0 V6 with a 5 speed stick and a 3.55 LSD (RWD)

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 16:08

Were there actually any mechanical changes worth mentioning to the Ranger between those years?

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > itschrome
08/07/2015 at 16:09

itschrome > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 16:09

Why should we respect the dead?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/07/2015 at 16:09

Yes, mainly suspension

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > itschrome
08/07/2015 at 16:10

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Mercedes Streeter
08/07/2015 at 16:10

What shade of pink and can I engine swap the smart

itschrome > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 16:11

What is wrong with incest?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 16:11

Well said

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 16:14

Your Ranger looks much better than my brother in law’s.

Kinja'd!!!

Follow up to this post, He was driving responsibly doing 55mph when either his tie rod or control arm snapped and his front left wheel came completely off the truck.

It’s estimated he rolled about 10 times.

He got out and walked away, he also had to turn it off as it was still running.

We’re not sure if we should thank Ford for the safety or flip them off for it failing while he was just driving down the road.

atfsgeoff > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 16:14

Standard clutch pack LSD? or something more exotic?

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > atfsgeoff
08/07/2015 at 16:15

Pretty sure its standard, I havent really looked into it

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/07/2015 at 16:21

Follow up to this post, He was driving responsibly doing 55mph when either his tie rod or control arm snapped and his front left wheel came completely off the truck.

It’s estimated he rolled about 10 times.

He got out and walked away, he also had to turn it off as it was still running.

We’re not sure if we should thank Ford for the safety or flip them off for it failing while he was just driving down the road.

crowmolly > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 16:28

Should be an 8.8” rear with a Traction-Lok diff. 28 spline axles.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 16:37

I dare you to buy a giant yellow hat and glue it to the roof.

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > crowmolly
08/07/2015 at 17:47

Sounds about right

Amoore100 > Mercedes Streeter
08/07/2015 at 17:58

i-MiEV, but only if it’s silver and I can swap a mid-mounted Boxster flat-6 into it...

Mercedes Streeter > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer
08/07/2015 at 18:17

Hot pink! And any engine but a motorcycle engine or a V8. :P

Mercedes Streeter > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 18:18

Good man. :D

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > itschrome
08/07/2015 at 21:19

42*42/42^42

Denver Is Stuck In The 90s > MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner
08/07/2015 at 21:23

That gen had torsion bar suspension, so it wouldve most likely been the ball joint that failed. I have I beam suspension in the front, so my toe and camber is set by the tie rods. Im lucky that my trucks suspension is outdated enough that it shouldnt fail like that (hopefully). Im glad he was okay, do you know why the inertia switch didnt trip and shut off the fuel pump in the crash?

MontegoMan562 is a Capri RS Owner > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/07/2015 at 22:48

I have no idea. Maybe he was too dazed to realize it was actually off already...who knows. A 16 year old flipping that many times...who knows.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Mercedes Streeter
08/10/2015 at 07:30

Smart with ATS-V engine

Jonathan Harper > Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
08/12/2015 at 09:40

Are the wiper blades for an AWD car or a RWD car?