"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein)
08/06/2015 at 17:57 • Filed to: None | 10 | 20 |
My !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! (and also is into cars but is a bit too stancebro-y for my liking) posted this picture of a Ferrari 599 GTB Fiorano with the caption, “Spotted. Can you name it? Rare car for a Ferrari.” The responses were...enlightening.
A regular 599 GTB doesn’t strike me as a particularly rare Ferrari. Maybe if it were one of the other special 599 versions. Putting that aside, several people people guessed either the California or the bloated, too-high-riding, too-small-wheeled 612 Scaglietti. I hate the 612 Scaglietti.
I, on the other hand, posted the following:
All I see is some prick who parked in a handicap space.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 17:59 | 3 |
I actually prefer the 612 over the 599. It was the last understated gentleman’s Ferrari.
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
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08/06/2015 at 18:00 | 3 |
That’s a nice Viper.
My citroen won't start
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08/06/2015 at 18:03 | 2 |
I think that proves some people are not good at identifying cars. The 612 is one of my favorites, a true Grand Tourer.
Birddog
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08/06/2015 at 18:07 | 0 |
That White one hardly looks like a Ferrari at all.
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> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/06/2015 at 18:08 | 3 |
The 612 has way too much derp face and wheel gap.
If you want a modern, classy, not-ostentatious front-engined V12 Ferrari, the 550 and 575 are way better looking than the 612.
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> sm70- why not Duesenberg?
08/06/2015 at 18:09 | 2 |
And sounds absolutely awesome to boot.
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> My citroen won't start
08/06/2015 at 18:15 | 2 |
The 612 is what happens when Ferrari tries to build an uglier Aston Martin.
My citroen won't start
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08/06/2015 at 18:17 | 1 |
Don’t you dare speak ill of it, the 612 is a great looking fast Grand Tourer.
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
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08/06/2015 at 18:21 | 0 |
They are, but they came before the 612. It’s the last, but not necessarily the best.
Leon711
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08/06/2015 at 18:24 | 5 |
nice Hyundai
Luc - The Acadian Oppo
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08/06/2015 at 18:24 | 0 |
The 599 is one of the prettiest Ferraris to ever grace this earth.
My top 3 Ferraris in order of preference is.
Enzo, 599, FF.
That would be my perfect 3 Ferrari garage.
Like you I hate the 612 with a passion.
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> Leon711
08/06/2015 at 18:25 | 4 |
The Hyundai has less wheel gap.
Debatable on which face is derpier. They’re both pretty derpy.
MultiplaOrgasms
> Birddog
08/06/2015 at 18:27 | 1 |
Pretty sure thats a 412, bro.
Luc - The Acadian Oppo
> Leon711
08/06/2015 at 18:29 | 1 |
I never realise how much they actually looked alike. The only bad part is that the Hyundai is the better looking one.
brjklein
> Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 18:31 | 2 |
To all you 612 fans, I present to you the real king:
I know it’s not technically in the lineage of the 2+2, but still.
CaptDale - is secretly British
> Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 18:40 | 1 |
Wow they really do
Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo
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08/06/2015 at 18:56 | 0 |
Your comment caused me to lawl
CaptDale - is secretly British
> Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 19:02 | 1 |
Why do you guys not like the 612? Oh is it cause the F12 is BETTER!!!!
415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°)
> Textured Soy Protein
08/06/2015 at 20:41 | 0 |
This is cheaper and plenty of car for me. They sound great too.
Jayhawk Jake
> brjklein
08/06/2015 at 22:54 | 0 |
Eh?