![]() 08/06/2015 at 08:42 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
I’d be Girth Brooks.
Edit: I should have googled that first. He's a gay porn star. I thought I was so damn clever.
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Your first pet’s name was Girth?
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Longrod Von Hugendong
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I do not understand
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Well that’s simply fantastic.
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SOP for developing porn name is name of first pet + name of street you grew up on.
My first pet’s name was Sasha. I grew up on Anderson Road.
Sasha Anderson. And I’ll replace one of the S’s for a dollar sign for better effect.
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That's my guarantee :)
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Going by the “middle name then street address” scheme I’d be
Thomas Stone Post
. Hmm that actually works! I never thought of my street name as being... inappropriate...
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Calzone Golem
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http://www.mess.be/inickgenwuname…
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Death.
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Metebolas McCoy :]
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September Roberts
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That method gets me nothing, but my wife ends up with Princess Coconut
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Holden McGroin
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this sounds like a ruse to get the answers to peoples security questions.
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Mike Hardcore
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That’s... kind of genius... in a fraudulent kind of way.
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Is saying Milky cheating?
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Harry Shaft
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Carlos Langhans
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Lenny Kravitz. Take advantage of that gawker free advertising. Here’s a few more
John Hardson
Tyrone DeeRod (Git ready to get deeroded, gurl!)
Louie SlickJaw
Kenny Linquist
John LongDong
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I’ll go with Harry Lance
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Squishy Tache? That can’t be right....
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Bendedick Cummonerbach
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The best name I can think of is Long McDeep.
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Call me.. April Peppermill
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Off-topic: did you ever find out what the spring-y-whisk-y thing was?
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dang that's good
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Cummonsnatch****
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Now I am become death, destroyer of vaginas.
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It's all island-themed stuff I suppose
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Buck Naked
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Let my calzone fill you up!
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whoa there
You really want them taking a bite out of your calzone
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That’s my shtick.
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Suq Madiq
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Buster Hymen.
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Edit: I should have googled that first. He’s a gay porn star.
You’re saying this like it’s a bad thing...
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No not at all, I just thought I was the first person to think of the name. I wasn’t.
:(
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Well, at least he’s easy on my eyes. :)
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Meh, he’s ok I guess. I like Rocco Steele better.
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I know it’s more of a movie title than an actor name, but I really want to be Dr. Do-me-a-little.
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OK, I’ll give you that.
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Jack Danger.