Oppo, what would be your porn star name?

Kinja'd!!! "macanamera" (macanamera)
08/06/2015 at 08:42 • Filed to: None

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I’d be Girth Brooks.

Edit: I should have googled that first. He's a gay porn star. I thought I was so damn clever.


DISCUSSION (44)


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 08:45

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Your first pet’s name was Girth?


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 08:46

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Longrod Von Hugendong


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > extraspecialbitter
08/06/2015 at 08:46

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I do not understand


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Opposite Locksmith
08/06/2015 at 08:47

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Well that’s simply fantastic.


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 08:49

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SOP for developing porn name is name of first pet + name of street you grew up on.

My first pet’s name was Sasha. I grew up on Anderson Road.

Sasha Anderson. And I’ll replace one of the S’s for a dollar sign for better effect.


Kinja'd!!! Opposite Locksmith > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 08:50

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That's my guarantee :)


Kinja'd!!! functionoverfashion > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 08:50

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Going by the “middle name then street address” scheme I’d be Thomas Stone Post . Hmm that actually works! I never thought of my street name as being... inappropriate...


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 08:53

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Calzone Golem


Kinja'd!!! GhostZ > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 08:58

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http://www.mess.be/inickgenwuname…


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 09:01

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Death.


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 09:03

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Metebolas McCoy :]

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Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 09:03

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September Roberts


Kinja'd!!! Cash Rewards > extraspecialbitter
08/06/2015 at 09:05

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That method gets me nothing, but my wife ends up with Princess Coconut


Kinja'd!!! themanwithsauce - has as many vehicles as job titles > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 09:07

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Holden McGroin


Kinja'd!!! Mattbob > extraspecialbitter
08/06/2015 at 09:12

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this sounds like a ruse to get the answers to peoples security questions.


Kinja'd!!! FlimFlamMan > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 09:13

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Mike Hardcore


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > Mattbob
08/06/2015 at 09:22

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That’s... kind of genius... in a fraudulent kind of way.


Kinja'd!!! Milky > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 09:22

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Is saying Milky cheating?


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 09:25

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Harry Shaft


Kinja'd!!! FSI - alcohol enthusiast with a car problem > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 09:29

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Carlos Langhans


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 09:31

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Lenny Kravitz. Take advantage of that gawker free advertising. Here’s a few more

John Hardson

Tyrone DeeRod (Git ready to get deeroded, gurl!)

Louie SlickJaw

Kenny Linquist

John LongDong


Kinja'd!!! SaigaShooter - He's got an Impreza > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 09:31

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I’ll go with Harry Lance


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 09:31

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Squishy Tache? That can’t be right....


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 09:32

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Bendedick Cummonerbach


Kinja'd!!! Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again.
08/06/2015 at 09:35

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The best name I can think of is Long McDeep.


Kinja'd!!! BRyan31122 > extraspecialbitter
08/06/2015 at 11:30

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Call me.. April Peppermill


Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 11:33

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Off-topic: did you ever find out what the spring-y-whisk-y thing was?


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > CalzoneGolem
08/06/2015 at 12:02

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dang that's good


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
08/06/2015 at 12:03

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Cummonsnatch****


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Nibby
08/06/2015 at 12:04

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Now I am become death, destroyer of vaginas.


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Cash Rewards
08/06/2015 at 12:04

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It's all island-themed stuff I suppose


Kinja'd!!! Baeromez > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 12:06

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Buck Naked


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 12:07

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Let my calzone fill you up!


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > CalzoneGolem
08/06/2015 at 12:11

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whoa there

You really want them taking a bite out of your calzone


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 12:14

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That’s my shtick.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > macanamera
08/06/2015 at 12:31

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Suq Madiq


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > macanamera
08/10/2015 at 13:14

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Buster Hymen.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > macanamera
08/10/2015 at 13:40

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Edit: I should have googled that first. He’s a gay porn star.

You’re saying this like it’s a bad thing...


Kinja'd!!! macanamera > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/10/2015 at 13:45

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No not at all, I just thought I was the first person to think of the name. I wasn’t.

:(


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > macanamera
08/10/2015 at 13:49

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Well, at least he’s easy on my eyes. :)


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs
08/10/2015 at 23:06

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Meh, he’s ok I guess. I like Rocco Steele better.


Kinja'd!!! fhrblig > macanamera
08/10/2015 at 23:09

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I know it’s more of a movie title than an actor name, but I really want to be Dr. Do-me-a-little.


Kinja'd!!! KusabiSensei - Captain of the Toronto Maple Leafs > fhrblig
08/11/2015 at 07:23

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OK, I’ll give you that.


Kinja'd!!! Jack Does Cars > macanamera
08/14/2015 at 09:21

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Jack Danger.