Oppo, what would be your roller girl name?

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08/06/2015 at 08:20 • Filed to: None

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Just out of sheer curiosity, because this is one of the things I like to think about for some reason...
I’d probably be Sandra Bollocks, Splat Benatar, or just Princess Die.

I have a feeling that $kay will have some good ones if she sees this, judging by all the puns and whatnot.


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Kinja'd!!! Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 08:22

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Owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Poop

Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 08:25

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Splat Benatar is amazing.

Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 08:27

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Iggy Impaleya

Kinja'd!!! pip bip - choose Corrour > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 08:29

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Moan Jett.

Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 08:33

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I can come up with a few.

Mauly Poppins

Split-knee Spears

Sara Impalin

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08/06/2015 at 08:34

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Big Bertha.

I’d be huge if I were a woman.

Kinja'd!!! macanamera > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 08:37

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What's a roller girl name?

Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 08:38

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Monica Screwinsky

Kinja'd!!! O[][][][][][][]O ™ > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 08:41

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Hilary Drop-kickin’

Kinja'd!!! extraspecialbitter > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 08:56

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Ronda Rousey

Kinja'd!!! Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 08:58

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This sounds really offensive but around the Charlotte area we call the roller derby teams the “Redneck Lesbian Athletic Association.”

Kinja'd!!! Azrek > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 09:13

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Disco!!

Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 09:19

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Spear Sister XL

Kinja'd!!! f86sabre > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 09:35

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Have you been to see the Atlanta Rollergirls? It is an excellent time.

Kinja'd!!! crowmolly > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 09:40

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. Nvm in too bad taste

Kinja'd!!! BRyan31122 > Rainbow
08/06/2015 at 11:32

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Princess Sleia?

Kinja'd!!! LongbowMkII > Steve is equipped with Electronic Fool Injection
08/06/2015 at 12:24

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that’s probably because it is really offensive.

Kinja'd!!! Rainbow > f86sabre
08/06/2015 at 18:26

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I’m actually wearing my Sake-Tuyas shirt right now! And I didn’t even realize it when I asked this.