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"Jayhawk Jake" (jayhawkjake)
08/04/2015 at 22:00 • Filed to: None

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DISCUSSION (32)

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 22:11

Kinja'd!!!

Actually Subaru comes from here. Get your facts straight boy-o

pjhusa > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 22:16

Lol, that was funny. I do not understand the BMW one, though.

Jayhawk Jake > pjhusa
08/04/2015 at 22:17

Cock farm

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 22:17

I think you got Ford and Chevy (technically, GM) mixed up.

Jayhawk Jake > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
08/04/2015 at 22:18

Nah, don't think so

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 22:20

Although, realistically, I don’t think you’d find an eagle anywhere near where either design/build their cars.

Also, Subaru should come from a LGBTQIA convention.

pjhusa > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 22:25

Ahahahaha, I get it now

Jayhawk Jake > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
08/04/2015 at 22:28

My Chevy was built in America.

Subaru was a joke about them blowing up since I’ve seen 4 blow up at autocross

TheOnelectronic > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 22:32

Fascinating, so was my Toyota!

*I don’t actually know if the Tacoma is built stateside like the Tundra is. I know a lot of Japanese trucks are built stateside to avoid the chicken tax.

TheOnelectronic > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 22:33

You were doing great until you included the actual Dodge factory. 4/10 mediocre troll

Your boy, BJR > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 22:40

Kinja'd!!!

Cadillac

DrJohannVegas > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 22:42

Cool joke, and a very nice way to commemorate the 70th anniversary of those bombings.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > TheOnelectronic
08/04/2015 at 22:48

Some Toyota is the most American car made, if I’m not mistaken.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 22:48

My Chevy was, too, as was my brother’s and my dad’s. They’re all shit.

My Ford was, too. Much better car. Lots of German DNA, though.

Jayhawk Jake > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
08/04/2015 at 22:56

Good for you. My Chevy isn't shit

Viggen > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 22:56

Nevermind that Mazda actually has a factory in Hiroshima, I agree with the rest of it. (Except Porsche)

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 23:04

Corvette? Otherwise, I don’t know how that’s possible. GM has burned me way too many times (aside from that sweet, sweet 3800 they put in Buicks in the 90s).

Oh yeah, my ex drove a Chevy. It actually made the Chevys we owned look good. It was such an epic pile of shit that I don’t know how they get repeat customers. Masochists, the lot of them. I should have dumped her the moment I found out what she drove.

Jayhawk Jake > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
08/04/2015 at 23:08

Sonic.

Sorry you had a shitty experience, but I’ve never understood why that has to become demeaning anyone who doesn’t agree.

pitstop_pitowski > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 23:12

This is either a sad show of ignorance, a healthy amount of trolling, or some Chevrolet/GM homerism. Or maybe all of the above? No one car Brand is vastly superior to the other; you really ought to open your eyes some day.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 23:14

That’s just a Daewoo with a bow tie. I didn’t realize they made them in the US until now. It’s the successor to the Aveo, which was built in Mexico.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > TheOnelectronic
08/04/2015 at 23:51

Tundra and Tacoma are both built in the same Texas factory

Jayhawk Jake > Eric @ opposite-lock.com
08/04/2015 at 23:52

See, this is what I mean. You had a shit experience with the company, so now you have to make assumptions and shit talk all of their products.

Yes, it’s the successor to the Aveo. Yes, the Aveo was shit. But it’s an entirely new platform developed by Opel, that was designed by Holden. And sure, a lot of the engineering came from GM Korea (Daewoo), but with lots of help from Chevrolet and Holden. Oh, and the suspension was tuned by a Corvette Racing engineer.

And whether or not you believe it, the Sonic is assembled at Orion Assembly in Michigan.

So maybe in some simplified sense it’s a Daewoo with a bow tie, but that doesn’t mean it’s bad, and that’s certainly selling it short.

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 23:52

Yeah very tastefull use of one of not only our country’s darkest times but japan’s as well. Way to go

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 23:53

Your bias is showing

Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero > Jayhawk Jake
08/04/2015 at 23:55

But isn’t that exactly what you’re doing to ford by comparing them to a shit house?

Jayhawk Jake > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
08/05/2015 at 00:03

It was a joke. And I didn’t say they were shit, ya’ll just interpreted it that way. Porta potties are pretty well built

Jayhawk Jake > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
08/05/2015 at 00:04

Eh, I’m biased, your point? I like Chevy, I like my Chevy. I’m not a big ford fan. But I don’t go around making shit up about the Fiesta to try and insult people that like it

Jayhawk Jake > Sampsonite24-Earth's Least Likeliest Hero
08/05/2015 at 00:04

It was more of an inside joke toward a friend since he had a Subaru that blew its engine twice.

Jayhawk Jake > pitstop_pitowski
08/05/2015 at 00:18

All of the above?

I like how being a fan of a certain brand is ignorant. I don’t have anything against Ford, I just like Chevy. Mostly for the Corvette.

Besides, have you ever heard an Eagle’s cry? Wimpy as shit. They aren’t exactly perfect creatures.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jayhawk Jake
08/05/2015 at 03:54

Kinja'd!!!

good old best Korea.

pip bip - choose Corrour > Jayhawk Jake
08/05/2015 at 03:55

Kinja'd!!!

retirement home would be a better representation

Milky > TheOnelectronic
08/05/2015 at 10:59

IMO it would have been better if he actually used an abandoned Dodge factory. Using the Packard plant kind of ruins it for me.