Uh...

"Patrick Nichols" (pnichols) 08/04/2015 at 15:53 • Filed to: None

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...not exactly a wagon.

To be honest these always looked like a sedan that had been left in a hot wind tunnel too long and the back got all blobbed. The DMV should've rejected their vanity plate request.

AM > Patrick Nichols 08/04/2015 at 15:57

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“I cannot authorize that plate because that car is not a wagon you piece of shit.”

Bluecold > Patrick Nichols 08/04/2015 at 15:59

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The one way the owner could talk his ass out of his vanity plate stupidity is claiming he meant ‘one fast Wagen’ because it’s German and Wagen is German for car.

Milky > Patrick Nichols 08/04/2015 at 16:01

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Oh what could have been.

PushToStart > Patrick Nichols 08/04/2015 at 16:07

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I fist wagon?

how does that even work?

pjhusa > Patrick Nichols 08/04/2015 at 16:15

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Wagon Wednesday

Maybe the DMV didn't know that he purchased a humpback whale.

pjhusa > Milky 08/04/2015 at 16:15

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I would buy that.

Patrick Nichols > Bluecold 08/04/2015 at 16:15

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Then they become pretentious asshole rather than dumb asshole

Patrick Nichols > AM 08/04/2015 at 16:16

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They should put me in charge of this shit. Hell I’d do it for minimum wage and work remotely so I could just have a second job.

Patrick Nichols > PushToStart 08/04/2015 at 16:17

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Much like dragoning, but with aftermarket exhaust systems that one might refer to as a “fart cannon”

Patrick Nichols > pjhusa 08/04/2015 at 16:20

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You can... just lower a Macan to the point of “ow my back hurts” suspension

pjhusa > Patrick Nichols 08/04/2015 at 16:22

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What if I don't want back pain?

Patrick Nichols > pjhusa 08/04/2015 at 16:28

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Move to Europe for moar RS6 Avant

AM > Patrick Nichols 08/04/2015 at 16:55

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I'd love to work for the DMV or MTO or something like that just do be a dick to the cocky rich dudes.

Patrick Nichols > AM 08/04/2015 at 16:58

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Or if we were really scummy, we could work as insurance adjusters and total tons of jalop cars in minor accidents only to reap the rewards by picking them up cheap at auction

AM > Patrick Nichols 08/04/2015 at 17:24

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That plan is so brilliant it might just work. Ok I’m in.

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > Patrick Nichols 08/06/2015 at 12:31

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I don’t what’s worse, this, or the people that get “Truck” tags on something that’s not a truck. Most recently I’ve seen them on a 3rd gen. Mitsubishi Eclipse and the most hilarious one, a SMART car.

Patrick Nichols > Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy 08/06/2015 at 12:54

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might have something to do with commercial vehicles in some states. Here in NH the only type plates I really see are government, veteran, and these. Even a lot of municipal and construction vehicles just get a normal plate that starts with G

Camshaft Chris: Skyline/McLaren/Porsche Fanboy > Patrick Nichols 08/06/2015 at 14:13

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I’m in SC, and anyone can get a truck tag if they say it’s for “commercial” purposes because it allows you to park in a loading zone. So a lot of people that live in Downtown Charleston get them so they can park wherever they want and not get ticketed or be bothered to find an actual parking spot.