i'm a teensy weency bit drunk AMA

"jkm7680" (jkm7680)
08/02/2015 at 19:55 • Filed to: None

go head;;’

DISCUSSION (58)

wkiernan > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 19:58

Whatcha drunk on?

d15b > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 19:59

drinking what?

My citroen won't start > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 19:59

Greatest fear?

Tohru > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 19:59

What’s the three numbers on the back of your credit card?

Birddog > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:01

I’m having a hard time getting to your sobriety level.

How’d ya do it?

djmt1 > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:01

Bacon Bagel or Sausage Sandwich?

epidemike > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:03

What color, is Porsche?

See what I did there?

jkm7680 > wkiernan
08/02/2015 at 20:04

a shitload of white wine, gin and these funny banana flavored shots.

Steve in Manhattan > djmt1
08/02/2015 at 20:04

The Jew in me wants to desecrate a bagel with bacon - when an 8-year-old me had bacon for the first time at my friend Mike’s house, I knew I was never going back. Salami and cheese sandwiches please. And bolognese lasagna.

jkm7680 > epidemike
08/02/2015 at 20:04

noonon

jkm7680 > Birddog
08/02/2015 at 20:05

I’m having a sobriety level having a hard time.

How’d it do ya.

jkm7680 > djmt1
08/02/2015 at 20:06

what kind of bread for the sausage sandwich?

Bacon bagel sounds preeeeety good though.

jkm7680 > Tohru
08/02/2015 at 20:06

8=D

jkm7680 > My citroen won't start
08/02/2015 at 20:07

Going certain places alone.

heights don’t phase me, people don’t phase me, spiders phase me a little and then that shit gets to me.

Frank Grimes > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:08

what is your bank account number?

jkm7680 > Frank Grimes
08/02/2015 at 20:08

See reply to Tohru.

djmt1 > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:09

Kinja'd!!!

jkm7680 > djmt1
08/02/2015 at 20:09

whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ToddyDotty > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:10

Ive had enough to get not only get little Caesars but also a burger from Wendys, whats your favorite combo?

jkm7680 > djmt1
08/02/2015 at 20:10

Yeah that would be nice, bacon bagel sounds better though.

Viggen > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:10

Poland can into space?

Jack Does Cars > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:11

What Jalopnik writer scares you the most.

Orlove* scares me.

*I actually think Orlove is a creative genius.

jkm7680 > ToddyDotty
08/02/2015 at 20:12

like combination of fast food?

I’d have a five guys burger, arbys curly fries, wendys frostee and yeah.

jkm7680 > Viggen
08/02/2015 at 20:12

space can go into poland?

Scimitar7 > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:13

Kinja'd!!!

Nope, nothing wrong at all

ToddyDotty > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:13

YESSSSSSS. That all sounds soooo good. but lest I forget the harvest Ive already gained.

jkm7680 > Jack Does Cars
08/02/2015 at 20:13

Hardigree says funny things in my ear at night, he comes into my bedroom through the window

jkm7680 > ToddyDotty
08/02/2015 at 20:14

mhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Frank Grimes > Frank Grimes
08/02/2015 at 20:15

I tried to buy a 911 gt3rs but had to settle for a cayman gt4. you need to deposit more checks.

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:17

What is the key to success?

jkm7680 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/02/2015 at 20:18

Education and dedicated support from family, friends and acquaintances.

MLGCarGuy > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:22

Is the R8 the most Audi?

wkiernan > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:22

ha ha what a hangover you’re in for! have fun tonight

jkm7680 > MLGCarGuy
08/02/2015 at 20:23

I'd say the rs4 Avant is.

jkm7680 > wkiernan
08/02/2015 at 20:24

oh yeah

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:25

Darn you arent drunk enough yet ;)

traitor joe > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:26

Which Merc would you buy as your next DD?

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/509351…

http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/514573…

Assume both are clean, need no work, and you are paying with your own money.

jkm7680 > JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder!
08/02/2015 at 20:26

Yuuuuuuuupers

jkm7680 > traitor joe
08/02/2015 at 20:28

Cougar, me likey cougars

JQJ213- Now With An Extra Cylinder! > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:30

Just dont tell em you have a VAG...

traitor joe > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:31

me too, I think I might have to go check it out.

Viggen > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:34

Kinja'd!!!

Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:36

You got a free roundtrip plane ticket to anywhere in the world. Where do you go?

jkm7680 > Spaceball-Two
08/02/2015 at 20:38

Tokyo or Dubai prolly

wafflesnfalafel > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:40

White wine and banana flavored shots? And you still posted a classic 911 with fuchs and fog lights? You are a god among men.

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:45

What do you think about this Porsche?

Kinja'd!!!

Tohru > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:46

Sorry to hear about your micropenis.

Spaceball-Two > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 20:53

Good answer. Would have also accepted Polan

Jack Does Cars > jkm7680
08/02/2015 at 21:19

I one time had a dream about Orlove. I don’t remember much, but I definitely remember him mumbling about Celica’s and which Celica was most Celica. Then there was a very bright light, and then everything was a Celica. I was a Celica. You were a Celica. Every vehicle in the LeMay “America’s Car Museum,” in Tacoma, WA was a Toyota Celica.