According to the weather network

"G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3" (gbodyman)
08/02/2015 at 17:32 • Filed to: None

My car will be turned into a golf ball by tomorrow morning. I must go out and assess the damage this week.

DISCUSSION (12)

PS9 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/02/2015 at 17:41

Don’t listen to them. They make outlandish claims all the time like it’s going out of style. It’s 1000% impossible for a wizard to descend out of the sky and magically turn your car into a golf ball, and anyone who says that can happen has a head full of bollocks.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > PS9
08/02/2015 at 17:57

I wish it were fake, but the hail just hit for the second time. The hailstones are the size of marbles.

desertdog5051 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/02/2015 at 18:03

Find an overpass and park under it? Go to a gas station and park under the canopy. Slip the attendant a $20 to not have it towed? Buy dry ice today before it is gone.

blacktruck18 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/02/2015 at 18:04

Does the car have full coverage? Might not have to worry about selling it.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > blacktruck18
08/02/2015 at 18:07

As it is not road legal, it is not insured :(

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > desertdog5051
08/02/2015 at 18:07

Can’t. Car is 20 minutes away, and in a field.

blacktruck18 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/02/2015 at 18:11

Damn that sucks. I think I missed that post, why isn’t it road legal?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > blacktruck18
08/02/2015 at 18:12

Frame rot, a common issue with G-bodies. Fortunately, I have a replacement rail.

desertdog5051 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/02/2015 at 18:12

Well, that complicates things a lot. Cross fingers and hope?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > desertdog5051
08/02/2015 at 18:13

More like kiss the money invested in the car goodbye.

blacktruck18 > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
08/02/2015 at 18:15

I much as I hate to ever say this about a car. Maybe it’s time to just scrap it. How long until you move?

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > blacktruck18
08/02/2015 at 18:17

Four weeks.