Crap pizza is crap

"Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing." (granfury) 07/29/2015 at 22:26 • Filed to: None

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It’s been said that there is no such thing as bad pizza, especially when it’s free or you’re drunk, but I disagree. Little Caesar’s, need I say more? Don’t worry - I didn’t pay for it. I got a bunch of it the other day after a training session, and thought that with a little mozzarella and pepperoni I could reconstitute this stuff and make something somewhat edible. Nope. It didn’t help that I didn’t get very good cheese, but I didn’t think this stuff was worth spending the extra dollar for the name brand. Never again, until the next time...

Brickman > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 22:31

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The “bread” is the consistancy of a gym mat. Taste like it too.

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 22:33

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Oh boohoo, it was free, no complaints.

Vicente Esteve > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 22:33

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This is just not the best Pizza. It isn’t a bad one, you have to be hungry enough.

For Sweden > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 22:36

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Doesn’t matter had pizza

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire 07/29/2015 at 22:40

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On second thought, I take it back. It could be that weird stuff from Imo’s, with that abomination called Provel that someone claims is cheese. Thankfully for the rest of the country I don’t think that stuff has escaped the St. Louis area.

traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 22:45

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Coincidence? My church ordered Little Caesers today. It was the worst pizza I've ever tasted...which means it was still really really good!

sm70- why not Duesenberg? > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 22:45

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I can be a snob in many things, but I’m a sucker for a little chaser’s supreme or all meat pizza.

ttyymmnn > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 22:49

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Pizza is like sex: even with it’s bad, it’s still pretty good.

Clown Shoe Pilot > ttyymmnn 07/29/2015 at 22:51

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You’ve obviously never had sex w/ my long ex girlfriend Cheryl.

dogisbadob > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 22:52

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pizza pizza

Baeromez > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 22:54

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Little Ceasar’s is good stuff, just don’t ever try to eat it after its initial cool down. It is garbage once it’s cold, and no amount of reheating will ever bring it back.

Jcarr > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 22:54

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I like Little Caesars.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Baeromez 07/29/2015 at 22:59

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I think you nailed it. It was perfectly acceptable when fresh, but now, not so much. I’ve whipped out all of my culinary techniques, and nothing has worked...

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 22:59

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I have had pizza far worse than Little Caesars. I don’t remember what it was, other than it was some kind of frozen pizza with gourmet pretensions of some kind. It may have been allegedly California Pizza Kitchen, it may have been something else - all I know is it was... kind of rough. Leftover/reheated gluten free can be bad too.

Baeromez > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 23:04

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I always reheat pizza in an oven instead of the microwave to keep it from turning into rubbery mush, but not even that will save Little Caesar’s leftovers. There’s a reason they put so much emphasis on “Hot-N-Ready.”

ttyymmnn > Clown Shoe Pilot 07/29/2015 at 23:08

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No. No I haven’t.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Baeromez 07/29/2015 at 23:10

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I do the same, but I suspect that what makes this quick to produce makes it not last as long as it could.

XJDano > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 23:17

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As a StL native I must disagree. But I would only get it about quarterly. I wouldn't want it all the time.

Party-vi > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 23:18

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Free pizza is never crap pizza.

XJDano > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 23:19

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I can’t remember last time I had little Cesar’s Pizza pizza. I quit eating Dominos also because cardboard with toppings.

Axial > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/29/2015 at 23:50

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Little Caesar’s is far from the worst pizza. I would happily gobble it up, even pay for it.

Now, those rectangular things schools passed off for pizza in the ‘90s and ‘00s? That’s bad pizza.

But I’d still eat it.

Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. > Axial 07/29/2015 at 23:59

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Oh, we had the same stuff in the ‘70s, and you’re right. If you want a taste of that school pizza there are still discount supermarkets where stuff like that can be found. I tried some a couple of years ago and could not distinguish any flavors - bread, sauce, meat and cheese all tasted the same. I had to double-check to make sure I wasn’t eating the box...

pjhusa > Party-vi 07/30/2015 at 00:00

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Agreed.

for Michigan > Full of the sound of the Gran Fury, signifying nothing. 07/30/2015 at 04:06

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You should visit Northwestern Ohio and give Fat Jack’s a try, you’ll never complain about LIttle Caeser’s again.

Wurrwulf > Baeromez 07/30/2015 at 10:57

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Gotta do it in a skillet on the stove.