Best Crime Stoppers Ever

"ttyymmnn" (ttyymmnn) 07/28/2015 at 09:56 • Filed to: None

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Don’t mess with Stelly’s.

EL_ULY > ttyymmnn 07/28/2015 at 09:58

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lol I saw this earlier, soooo awesome!

thebigbossyboss > ttyymmnn 07/28/2015 at 09:58

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I love this so much. “Look at me son, I’m talking to you”. I want to live in the south.

davedave1111 > ttyymmnn 07/28/2015 at 10:01

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God, in the time it took him to say buuuuuuurgyewlerized, a city-dweller could have given a full list of what was taken.

ttyymmnn > thebigbossyboss 07/28/2015 at 10:02

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No, you don’t.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > thebigbossyboss 07/28/2015 at 10:03

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Trust me. You don’t.

thebigbossyboss > ttyymmnn 07/28/2015 at 10:15

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Yes I do.

thebigbossyboss > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 07/28/2015 at 10:16

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Trust me. Yes I do.

McMike > ttyymmnn 07/28/2015 at 10:23

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That. Was. Awesome.

And I believed every word Lt Higgins said.

ttyymmnn > McMike 07/28/2015 at 10:24

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I have absolutely no reason to doubt that he is a man of his word.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 07/28/2015 at 10:27

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Let him.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 07/28/2015 at 10:27

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OutSTANDing!

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 07/28/2015 at 10:34

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Lt. Higgins is a bit scarier in this one:

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 07/28/2015 at 10:41

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Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > ttyymmnn 07/28/2015 at 10:42

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A man of his Word. Watch some more of that guy on YouTube. He’s scary.

Justin Hughes > ttyymmnn 07/28/2015 at 11:34

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Best anti-theft device ever.

Svend > ttyymmnn 07/28/2015 at 12:05

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“this message was brought to you be Stelly's Supermarket. Stelly's Supermarket for all your family needs".

Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger > Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo 07/28/2015 at 12:50

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Lt. Higgins is like the polite version of R. Lee Ermey in Full Metal Jacket.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > Quattro-luvr, Powered by Datsun & Stinger 07/28/2015 at 13:01

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I like the comparison. I watched more of Lt. Higgins on YouTube and while he is compelling, he also seems — to me — like he is using his office to also put forth a religious view and to me, that’s kind of scarey. I’m okay with the social piece — “listen to me, son” — but beyond that...

I don’t see an iota of religious in Ermey.

Urambo Tauro > ttyymmnn 07/29/2015 at 10:31

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Jalopnik front-page worthy. Thanks for posting.