USED COWS!!!

Kinja'd!!! "SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman" (dasborgen)
07/24/2015 at 08:59 • Filed to: None

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who needs some?


DISCUSSION (16)


Kinja'd!!! Nibby > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
07/24/2015 at 09:02

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Kinja'd!!! SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
07/24/2015 at 09:04

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What’s the depreciation like on one vs a new cow? Are they certified preowned cows? Do they come with a warranty?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
07/24/2015 at 09:08

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paging Tavarish


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/24/2015 at 09:09

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all good questions


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > EL_ULY
07/24/2015 at 09:10

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“How you can buy a champion Brahma on a Holstein heifer budget”


Kinja'd!!! SteveLehto > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
07/24/2015 at 09:12

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All used cows sold “as is,” no warranties express or implied.

This does not, however, relieve the seller of liability for odometer tampering on said cows.


Kinja'd!!! davedave1111 > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
07/24/2015 at 09:14

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Does the horn work?


Kinja'd!!! EL_ULY > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/24/2015 at 09:14

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lols!!!!


Kinja'd!!! Milky > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
07/24/2015 at 09:30

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I am …. intrigued.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SteveLehto
07/24/2015 at 09:34

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I’m more worried about VIN etching and undercoating upsells on the cows, really, and whether they’ve had all their shots, I mean recalls.


Kinja'd!!! SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > SteveLehto
07/24/2015 at 09:35

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I laughed way too hard at this


Kinja'd!!! SteveLehto > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/24/2015 at 09:35

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Sorry, but once you sign the papers that cow is yours. I don’t care if it explodes as you drive it off the lot.


Kinja'd!!! traderQAMobileTestAutomationMobileBoostOn > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
07/24/2015 at 09:40

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Define...”used” cow.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > SteveLehto
07/24/2015 at 09:40

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On the old cows, you’d sometimes have trouble with the EGR (Exhaust grass recirculation) tubing and stymie the moochanics. Fortunately, modern rumination controls systems are more streamlined and report to the On-Bovine Diagnostics system better.


Kinja'd!!! Spridget > EL_ULY
07/24/2015 at 09:55

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“Why buy a Jersey when you can have this used Holstein for less?”


Kinja'd!!! Toby F., Manager > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman
07/24/2015 at 11:27

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Only if the Cowfax report turns up clean.