Toronto Police posted this on Facebook

"CB" (jrcb) 07/23/2015 at 14:05 • Filed to: Torontolopnik

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I’m impressed how they managed to set this up.

CalzoneGolem > CB 07/23/2015 at 14:10

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Is this somehow related to the raccoon incident?

CB > CalzoneGolem 07/23/2015 at 14:11

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They’re hiring members of the animal kingdom in order to improve relations between species. Most aren’t too happy about us running them over.

Svend > CB 07/23/2015 at 14:11

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Oh, everyone likes beaver.

But they don’t like big red angry beaver.

Maybe this’ll help.

CalzoneGolem > CB 07/23/2015 at 14:17

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Well there is a precedent for that, right?

Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > CalzoneGolem 07/23/2015 at 14:18

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Yes. There is.

Converse > CB 07/23/2015 at 14:24

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They probably told him to wait there and they would get him some Timmies

Patrick Nichols > Svend 07/23/2015 at 14:46

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I don’t like hairy or bloody beaver...

Svend > Patrick Nichols 07/23/2015 at 14:52

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I don't like hairy, bloody, inflamed or angry.

Tekamul > CB 07/23/2015 at 14:53

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This year’s graduating class at the academy is a little disappointing.

Patrick Nichols > Svend 07/23/2015 at 14:53

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Or yeasty

Svend > Patrick Nichols 07/23/2015 at 14:58

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Ye', hence the yoghurt. :)

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Svend 07/23/2015 at 15:15

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Not sure if that’s suppossed to be a joke, since that is a ground hog...

Svend > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 07/23/2015 at 15:25

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Didn’t you say that yesterday?

Damn the joke doesn’t work now.

You can’t use ground hog as a women’s lady part reference. That's just wrong.

Killjoy . Lol.

Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. > Svend 07/23/2015 at 16:29

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I mean I guess you could use ground hog, but at least beaver has good mouth feel (HEYOOOO!)

Svend > Sir_Stig: and toxic masculinity ruins the party again. 07/23/2015 at 16:38

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Lol. beaver - mouth feel. :)

It doesn't sound right. 'the missus is running late getting ready, she's trimming her ground hog'.

The Compromiser > Converse 07/23/2015 at 23:00

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The officer is likely at timmies and left the chuck to direct traffic.