"Patrick George" (pgeorge)
07/23/2015 at 10:51 • Filed to: There Is No Pony, Blackbird | 18 | 35 |
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Sorry. If you’re mad, come down to Austin and I’ll buy you a pony*.
*Editor's note: there will be no pony.
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RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 10:54 | 6 |
Richtofen, Baron von Pickup
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 10:54 | 0 |
I want my pony. I’ll be in Austin in an hour.
TheHondaBro
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 10:55 | 1 |
HE WALKS AMONG US.
DrJohannVegas
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 10:55 | 7 |
Who figures a Jalopnik Editor is gonna have a pony?
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 10:56 | 0 |
I’m seriously glad I didn’t comment on this article.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 10:56 | 2 |
If not a pony, can you at least get me a ride in a 2016 Camero press car? Track would be preferred, but any place with walls is okay.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 10:58 | 8 |
Please pay $1/per page view to the Mod Party Campaign Foundation For a Better Yesterday Today 501C4
Rico
> DrJohannVegas
07/23/2015 at 10:58 | 0 |
Came here for this, now my day is complete.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 10:59 | 2 |
...aaaand there it is.
Racescort666
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:00 | 0 |
How about a Shiner Bock?
Jcarr
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:01 | 2 |
Patrick George
> Racescort666
07/23/2015 at 11:01 | 0 |
That I can definitely do!
extraspecialbitter
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:02 | 3 |
At this point, does Gamecat receive royalties?
georgechristensen
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:04 | 0 |
MonkeePuzzle
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:04 | 2 |
it is perfectly acceptable to link to a good article, which it is, but in all fairness you should make sure to equally link to McMike’s Tales From The Back Seat
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/the-ultimate-g…
Tekamul
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:07 | 1 |
I’ve been to Austin exactly once, so my exposure is limited, but, I don’t want a pony, I want a Fireman’s #4.
*Off to make a new burner to star that article again while laughing
sm70- why not Duesenberg?
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:09 | 1 |
Why you little...
DrJohannVegas
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
07/23/2015 at 11:10 | 0 |
I am too lazy (and too close to a meeting) to photoshop it.
Justin Hughes
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:14 | 1 |
Thanks for the warning!
Funktheduck
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:15 | 0 |
You monster. I will not accept a pony. I require a Texas beer.
Cherry_man1
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:16 | 0 |
as compensation, you seem to be willing to buy Racecort a beer....will you buy me one as well? but after this weekend cause I’ll be 21 then lol.
Tohru
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:18 | 1 |
At least you warned us.
$kaycog
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:18 | 1 |
Giddyup!
macanamera
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:25 | 0 |
Hey I'm Patrick George and any post I link to blows up cuz I'm so popular bro
pauljones
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:33 | 3 |
Goddammit, Rick Patrick.
Somebody put the Oppo Brian Shul GIF Logo back up...
jkm7680
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:47 | 1 |
YOU SHALL FEEL MY ETERNAL WRATH.
Patrick George
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:48 | 0 |
Well shit that didn’t take long!
If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:50 | 0 |
Just for that I’m gonna start posting this everywhere:
RallyWrench
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 11:58 | 0 |
I might be at WEC Austin, I’ll take you up on that.
Gamecat235
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 12:04 | 2 |
The most amusing part to me?
http://oppositelock.kinja.com/what-was-the-s…
CB
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 12:13 | 1 |
Patrick George? More like Pat dick George!
But seriously, Rick, please don’t ban me.
f86sabre
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 12:47 | 0 |
Again? Correct answer is still.
blackchair
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 15:00 | 0 |
Save a Ruby Redbird for me.. I'll be down soon
Dusty Ventures
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 19:52 | 0 |
I’m coming to Austin in September. I will be looking for you. You have been warned.
The Compromiser
> Patrick George
07/23/2015 at 23:04 | 0 |
Can we just sticky it on the page? It lives there anyway. Unles Lehto start posting a shit tonne (metric, eh?) of stories back here again.