Every Time I Go To Red Lobster

"Party-vi" (party-vi) 07/23/2015 at 07:56 • Filed to: None

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I expect deliciously flavored seafood. What I get instead is salt with seafood flavoring.

SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:00

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I’ve never even been there

Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:00

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Expectations

Red Lobster

CalzoneGolem > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:01

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You need to adjust your world view man!

Party-vi > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 07/23/2015 at 08:02

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If you need food that will harden your arteries while tasting terrible, you should check it out.

64Mali > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:02

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I don’t even know where the nearest Red Lobster is... Living in New England means real seafood all the time.

Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:02

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Fact that I always find interesting: the only state with a flourishing lobster fishing industry, Maine, has no Red Lobsters at all.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:05

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Biscuits doe...

macanamera > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:06

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Listen, you went to Red Lobster. You deserve it.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:07

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I thought that they cut the seafood flavoring out years ago.

LongbowMkII > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:09

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Now I want a boil...

Patrick Nichols > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 07/23/2015 at 08:10

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Hey I'm in NH and I know plenty of people that go out of Rye and Hampton commercially

Party-vi > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 07/23/2015 at 08:12

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There’s still some left.

Party-vi > macanamera 07/23/2015 at 08:13

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#victimblaming

Rico > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:13

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Dem biscuits doe. You could pitch them on the block and make a killing. If I ever get a Red Lobster connect I am taking over NY.

Party-vi > LongbowMkII 07/23/2015 at 08:13

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You always want a boil. It is the natural state of things.

Party-vi > Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras 07/23/2015 at 08:13

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Dem biscuits was delicious.

Party-vi > 64Mali 07/23/2015 at 08:14

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The worst part is there’s a very good real seafood place nearby to the Red Lobster, but for some reason we didn’t go there.

CalzoneGolem > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 07/23/2015 at 08:14

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There used to be one in the next town over. Now it is a 99.

macanamera > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:21

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#EndlessShrimp

philsphan09 > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:25

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You should googles the definition of Insanity :)

OPPOsaurus WRX > 64Mali 07/23/2015 at 08:29

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well there is the lobster hut.....

nermal > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:29

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Eww. Want seafood? Do it at home.

1) Acquire 1 bottle white wine, potatoes, carrots, corn, sausages, clams, mussels, shrimps, crab legs, a big-ass pot, several sticks of butter, and a big-ass tin of Old Bay.

2) Put stuff in pot in order above, with 5 min spacing. Wine/veg/sausage, then clams, then mussels, then shrimps and crab legs. Dump Old Bay on from time to time as you see fit.

3) Chow the eff down. Dunk everything in butter and eat like a savage.

OPPOsaurus WRX > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:31

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I went to a Sonic for the first time and was extremely disappointed. I thought it was supposed to be better than Wendy’s McD’s and BK and it was probably the worst of the bunch, well maybe better than BK, that place really sucks.

I was also considering making a Lobstertail dinner, its our anniversary today.

Richtofen, Baron von Pickup > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:31

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Joe’s Crab Shack.

I think we’re done here.

thebigbossyboss > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:34

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U dum.

nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > SnapUndersteer, Italian Spiderman 07/23/2015 at 08:35

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Last I went was like 8 years ago. Got some massive sampler thing. If it was fried it was drowning in butter. I’m still recovering. But you’re not missing much.

Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > Party-vi 07/23/2015 at 08:37

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Yeah, the only reason to go is for the biscuits, as others have already stated. Everything else there is pointless.

Party-vi > thebigbossyboss 07/23/2015 at 08:43

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i no

64Mali > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/23/2015 at 08:46

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Not even sure what that is. I’m very spoiled on seafood...

Nibbles > Rico 07/23/2015 at 08:52

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Sam’s Club sells the biscuit mix in a box. They’re identical to the restaurant. I now have zero reason to ever go back to Red Lobster

OPPOsaurus WRX > 64Mali 07/23/2015 at 09:02

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there was one in Brockton, theres one in Plymouth. Its another seafood chain with chain quality food

64Mali > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/23/2015 at 09:06

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Got it, I never venture to either of those cities. I seem to stick to the yuppie tows of Mass. Expect for my travels to the North Shore, but then you have Kelly’s Roast Beef. Chain with good food..

OPPOsaurus WRX > 64Mali 07/23/2015 at 09:07

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I think i’ve been there. Isn;t that the place with really good hotdogs? Plymouth is nice, its worth the drive.

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > macanamera 07/23/2015 at 09:07

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#NotAllShrimp

Rico > Nibbles 07/23/2015 at 09:41

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What?! I didn’t know that! You have given my life new purpose Nibbles.

Dusty Ventures > Hahayoustupidludditeshutupandgohandcrankyourmodeltalready 07/23/2015 at 20:36

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Same with Mass. Strong lobster business, no Red Lobster.

I remember hearing a long time back it’s because national chains have to pay more for the lobster from those states than in-state chains and independents, so it didn’t make sense for Red Lobster to operate in MA/ME when the local places could sell the same lobster to customers for less because they buy them for less. Don’t know if that’s actually true or not though.

Dusty Ventures > OPPOsaurus WRX 07/23/2015 at 20:37

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The drinks are good. The rest of Sonic is endless bland.