"PyramidHat" (pyramidhat)
07/17/2015 at 23:45 • Filed to: None
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"PyramidHat" (pyramidhat)
07/17/2015 at 23:45 • Filed to: None | 2
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Fellow Opponauts -
It seems that a few of our very own are having a shitty evening as we are apt to do, at times. During one bout several years ago, a friend of mine sent me this to help get me out of the funk. It didn’t cure what ailed me, but it was a brief reprieve from the introspective nightmare that was going on in my head. I hope this brings a little bit of light-hearted silliness to those of you that are having a bad night.
PS - Don’t Hassel the Hoff
Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
> PyramidHat
07/17/2015 at 23:49 |
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I need some of what the Hoff was smoking
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PyramidHat
> Life and Times of Magoo: The People's Champ
07/17/2015 at 23:52 |
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Or drinking, in the case of The Hoff...
tromoly
> PyramidHat
07/18/2015 at 00:00 |
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When you have an “I Hate My Job day” Try this out:
Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.
When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed. Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.
Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken. Now the fun part begins.
Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:
“Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitzed.”
Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, “I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.”
HAVE A NICE DAY; AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS MORE OF A PAIN IN THE BUTT THAN YOURS!
Remember, if you haven’t got a smile on your face and laughter in your heart....
Maybe you should go and work for Johnson and Johnson!
Enjoy life now - It has an expiration date!
Denver Is Stuck In The 90s
> PyramidHat
07/18/2015 at 00:51 |
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The Hoff is so ridiculous
Stef Schrader
> PyramidHat
07/18/2015 at 02:02 |
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OOGA CHAKKA