"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/17/2015 at 12:48 • Filed to: Ford Escort, Ford, Escort, NYC, New York City, Craigslist, LOLGawker
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"For Sweden" (rallybeetle)
07/17/2015 at 12:48 • Filed to: Ford Escort, Ford, Escort, NYC, New York City, Craigslist, LOLGawker | 14
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Until recently, the only way to enjoy an Escort in the Big Apple was to open yourself to blackmail by said Escort and Cayman Islands publishing conglomerates. While this creates lots of work for your neighborhood district attorney, it creates lots of hassles for you. Where does the discerning driver turn for a fun time with an Escort that doesn’t result in criminal prosecution?
Enter !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! available for $2000 in Queens, New York. You will fall in love with it, but it won’t threaten to go to the media if you don’t drive it every day. It understands its role as an Escort. It has all the power toys, but doesn’t have AC, so your time together will be hot and electric. Though it has a lot of miles, it has passed a full undercarriage inspection, and, and you really can’t do better for $2000. Use the last $500 for a romantic drive to the Hamptons with your new Escort.
CalzoneGolem
> For Sweden
07/17/2015 at 12:53 |
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9/10 would drive until it finishes returning to its component elements.
mazda616
> For Sweden
07/17/2015 at 13:09 |
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My friend had one like that, except his was red. It was neglected to the point of needing to be put out of its misery. And then one day, someone ran a red light and did just that. My friend walked away unhurt but the Escort was crushed. :(
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For Sweden
> mazda616
07/17/2015 at 13:11 |
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That Escort is probably calling the press right now.
georgechristensen
> For Sweden
07/17/2015 at 13:20 |
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10/10 Clickbait
boxrocket
> For Sweden
07/17/2015 at 23:39 |
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A local housekeeping company has a small fleet of Escorts - wagons, extra room in the back, apparently that’s an in-thing now - for their employees.
And that's all I have to say about that.