I'm glad I won't be the one replacing that battery 

Kinja'd!!! "nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul" (nfamouscj)
07/10/2015 at 11:45 • Filed to: None

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I thought the Stringbean was bad having to go through the wheel well - but this? This is bad news.

Also this is a fugly engine. *Uplander

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*note the distributor wedged all the way in the back... Have fun with that one or a spark plug change.


DISCUSSION (22)


Kinja'd!!! Milky > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2015 at 11:49

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Looks GM-y to me but I can't tell what it is.


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2015 at 11:50

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What car is that?


Kinja'd!!! StoneCold > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2015 at 11:51

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Please tell me what car that is so I can avoid ever working on that engine

O_O.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
07/10/2015 at 11:51

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Uplander with I believe a 3.0


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Milky
07/10/2015 at 11:52

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You are correct. Uplander


Kinja'd!!! CalzoneGolem > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2015 at 11:52

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Here’s another fun Mopar battery.

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Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2015 at 11:55

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And here I was annoyed my washer resevoir was under my battery. In retrospect that’s a better design than the other way round lol.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2015 at 11:55

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Can I see pix of going thorugh string bean wheel well? Can I come over and we can make peking duck? I have many questions.


Kinja'd!!! Motorhead119 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2015 at 11:55

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relocate to the trunk, or better yet, under the passenger seat, wire it up for a shock when you have an annoying passenger


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > StoneCold
07/10/2015 at 11:57

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Chevy Uplander , I think with a 3.0


Kinja'd!!! G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2015 at 11:57

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Yikes. Remind me to never buy an Uplander/SV6.


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > thebigbossyboss
07/10/2015 at 12:14

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I thought I posted one a ways back but kinja ate it apparently - go figure.

Peking duck sounds awesome as the ducks are continuing to multiply and we need some delicious population control

Stratus: not mine but same setup

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Kinja'd!!! uofime-2 > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2015 at 12:24

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As long as it isn’t rusty undoing the 2 bolts and maybe a couple connectors to move that module and then four bolts to remove the cross brace shouldn’t be that bad.

Changing spark plugs however, looks like you’d have to drop the engine!


Kinja'd!!! BaconSandwich is tasty. > CalzoneGolem
07/10/2015 at 12:50

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Reason #191 to never buy a PT Cruiser.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2015 at 13:19

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You do need some population control. I suggest the shotgun method.

Thanks for this that is ridiculous.


Kinja'd!!! and 100 more > CalzoneGolem
07/10/2015 at 13:39

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To access the battery in current-generation Dodge Avengers you have to remove the driver-side front wheel, then the front wheel well liner. #mopar


Kinja'd!!! As Du Volant > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/10/2015 at 13:41

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I always loved the ones on the mid to late 90’s Chevy Lumina/Monte Carlo.

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There it is... under the washer tank. No, you cannot access it via the wheel well.


Kinja'd!!! Vimto > CalzoneGolem
07/11/2015 at 15:05

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edit: meant to reply to OP


Kinja'd!!! Vimto > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/11/2015 at 15:06

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My Volvo S80’s battery couldn’t be easier to access. Just flip up the trunk carpet. :)


Kinja'd!!! nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul > Vimto
07/11/2015 at 16:01

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Smart. Chevy: uh, just go ahead and disassemble the front half of your vehicle and it’ll be easily accessible


Kinja'd!!! boxrocket > nFamousCJ - Keeper of Stringbean, Gengars and a Deezul
07/12/2015 at 14:25

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Not surprising. GM engineering seems to be a collection of afterthoughts and half-assedness with minimal foresight.


Kinja'd!!! Amoore100 > Vimto
07/16/2015 at 13:24

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Yep. Volvo battery locations ftw! In my dad’s V70 it’s also under the rear cargo floor though you can jump it from the front if necessary...in my new V50 it’s very easy to get to though under the hood...