Russell Wilson's sex life and religion, the goddamn Mariners...

"Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo" (thetomselleck) 07/09/2015 at 18:25 • Filed to: Off topic

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This continues to the worst time of year to be a Seattle sports fan.

PNW Hoon > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 18:27

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Truth.

Also, Seahawks tickets go on sale Monday morning. Get your clicker ready.

lone_liberal > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 18:28

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The Mariners: when they can pitch they can’t hit and when they can hit they can’t pitch. It’s a wonderful pattern.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > lone_liberal 07/09/2015 at 18:31

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That and being told we have to be patient. It’s been 14 years, assholes!

camaroboy68ss > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 18:57

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Yeah we just have to keep waiting... Doesn't help that my braves are not doing so hot either.

Spaceball-Two > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 19:05

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Preach! But hey at least Hope Solo's batshit crazy fine ass dominated.

Eric @ opposite-lock.com > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 20:27

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The problem is caring about professional team sports to begin with.

Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo 07/09/2015 at 21:14

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You can be partly saved in the rumors of a basketball team coming back to Seattle (doubtful)