"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
07/08/2015 at 19:36 • Filed to: BMW, 540i, Douchebag, 1.5psi
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"MrDakka" (mrdakka)
07/08/2015 at 19:36 • Filed to: BMW, 540i, Douchebag, 1.5psi | 5
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Buy a bimmer.
Be a douche awesome and enjoy the pinnacle of unreliable sophisticated German automotive engineering
So now that I’ve completed Step 1, does anyone have any tips for Step 2? A friend recommended that I get a dedicated digital tire pressure gauge accurate to at least 0.5 psi. Any more suggestions?
Cherry_man1
> MrDakka
07/08/2015 at 19:40 |
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0.5psi? HA you need it down to .05 psi. and not a .01 off
Logansteno: Bought a VW?
> MrDakka
07/08/2015 at 19:41 |
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Step 3: Wait for something to inevitably fail. Spend some amounts of money to fix it.
CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
> MrDakka
07/08/2015 at 19:50 |
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Nice man! Sorry I couldn't get the carfax to you in time...but great for you for buying this! Steam cleaning is a must..
phenotyp
> Logansteno: Bought a VW?
07/08/2015 at 19:52 |
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Can confirm.
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MrDakka
> CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
07/08/2015 at 19:55 |
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No worries. I’ve been meaning to thank you since I actually bought it yesterday and your Carfax sealed the deal.
AdverseMartyr
> MrDakka
07/08/2015 at 19:59 |
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I believe your next step is to begin posting on BMW boards about your plans to stance it and give photo examples of what it may look like when finished. This will allow you to learn just how indignant you should be when anyone says anything about your car which goes against your personal feelings for the car. (I hate stance, but that trolling of bmw owners was funny).
RallyWrench
> MrDakka
07/08/2015 at 20:01 |
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Replace all the plastic cooling system components, right now. If it’s automatic, service the transmission unless it’s been done recently.
SlickMcRick
> RallyWrench
07/08/2015 at 21:06 |
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1000x this! ^^^^^
Those plastic cooling components will ruin your day
GUYMANDUDE
> MrDakka
07/09/2015 at 00:06 |
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Www.realoem.com www.pelicanparts.com
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GUYMANDUDE
> GUYMANDUDE
07/09/2015 at 00:17 |
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Also might want to get a BMW TIS off eBay.
Also if you use the roundel to close the hood, you don’t get grease spots on the hood where your hands touch.
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CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
> MrDakka
07/09/2015 at 00:28 |
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No prob.
Smoggi - powered by 3 cylinders
> MrDakka
07/09/2015 at 03:51 |
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Step 3: Tell us more about your car.
EL_ULY
> MrDakka
07/09/2015 at 09:30 |
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I’ve owned 8 German vehicles...... ain’t nothing sophisticated about them and the term “German Engineering” is the biggest trap/fib in the car world.
... but they were good cars for the most part when completely error free. E39 is very nice. E60 is Satan and will murder your wallet