Star Trek III Doesn't Get Enough Credit

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07/08/2015 at 14:40 • Filed to: None

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I genuinely find this one sequence more entertaining than the entirety of Abrams’ two films. I realise that most of that likely has to do with the fact that, at heart, I’m a grumpy old Trekkie* who refuses to move with the times, but still! It’s quality entertainment.

(TNG’s my favourite, though. Picard>Kirk any day.)


DISCUSSION (27)


Kinja'd!!! For Sweden > KirkyV
07/08/2015 at 14:43

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Star Trek III: better or worse than Miata III?

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Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > For Sweden
07/08/2015 at 14:44

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Better, but then, I don’t think I’ll ever be over them taking the pop-up headlights away. I know, regulations, pedestrian safety... They still don’t go up and down any more, and that makes me sad.


Kinja'd!!! Justin Hughes > KirkyV
07/08/2015 at 14:47

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Just don’t get me started on Star Trek V...


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Justin Hughes
07/08/2015 at 14:49

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Oh, fuck no, Star Trek V can burn in the fires of awful awful terribleness. It’s possibly the worst thing to ever come out of Star Trek, and I’m including the absolute dodgiest Voyager and Enterprise episodes in that.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > KirkyV
07/08/2015 at 14:49

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Not enough explosions or lasers, and everyone is too old!

/IHateMyGeneration


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > PS9
07/08/2015 at 14:50

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They’re my generation too, and yup, they’re all terrible.


Kinja'd!!! TheHondaBro > KirkyV
07/08/2015 at 14:53

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I like Star Trek I.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KirkyV
07/08/2015 at 14:54

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I’m tempted to argue that Christopher Plummer is a more interesting Klingon than Christopher Lloyd, but I have to give III its props for debuting the properly formed Klingon language. Lloyd is very good at suspiciousness and bluster, but he doesn’t really come off as a warrior, as such. One point of minor mis-cast doesn’t make it a bad film, though. I think it’s benefitted by having less pretense than The Motion Picture and more limits on its ham than IV, though less endearing.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > KirkyV
07/08/2015 at 14:56

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I actually liked the Abrams Star Trek films.

Oddly enough, even though I consider my self a Trek fan, I’ve never watched Star Trek III
all the way through. Probably my favorite of the original films is Star Trek IV, which most people think is awful, but I really enjoyed.
And yes, TNG was the best. Followed closely by Enterprise I think.


Kinja'd!!! Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast. > KirkyV
07/08/2015 at 14:57

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Nerd Powers, Activate! (yeah, me too.)

http://io9.com/first-look-at-…


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
07/08/2015 at 14:59

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I wish I did. Both are well-made sci-fi action/adventure films - seriously, if they weren’t supposed to be Star Trek, I’d probably love them - but neither had anything that I want out of Star Trek.

Most people love IV, dude! The Voyage Home is probably in my top 3 Star Trek films, and that’s far from a controversial opinion.

My second favourite series is probably DS9, then TOS, then Enterprise - almost entirely because I thought series 4 was really well-done - and then Voyager.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Stapleface-Now Hyphenated!
07/08/2015 at 15:00

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Wait, people think IV is terrible? Ridiculous, yes, but very well loved. In fact, it cemented the odds and evens rule among Trek fans: every other movie is more worth it, see I,III,V, Generations vs. II, IV, VI. Some people take that pattern out even further.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/08/2015 at 15:00

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Oh, I loved Plumber as Chang in VI.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > TheHondaBro
07/08/2015 at 15:02

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So do I. Make no mistake, I actually agree with almost all the most common criticisms, but I’ll nonetheless happily sit through the whole thing. The Enterprise spacedock sequence is a particular highlight.


Kinja'd!!! Stapleface-Now Hyphenated! > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/08/2015 at 15:03

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Years ago I swore that was the case and that IV was the bastard child of the series. Damned if I can't remember where I read it though.


Kinja'd!!! RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > KirkyV
07/08/2015 at 15:05

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You can just hear the HUEHUEHUEHUE glee in his lines. “Tickle us, do we not laugh? Prick us, do we not bleed? Wrong us, shall we not revenge?”


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > KirkyV
07/08/2015 at 15:05

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I found III pretty boring. That said I was the worst and V is my favorite. And for the record Cisco>Everyone else.


Kinja'd!!! Textured Soy Protein > KirkyV
07/08/2015 at 15:13

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Star Trek movies, ranked, very unscientifically:

II: The Wrath of Khan

First Contact

J.J. Trek 1

VI: The Undiscovered Country

The Motion Picture Director’s Edition

III: The Search For Spock

Nemesis

IV: The Voyage Home

J.J. Trek 2: Into Dumbness

Insurrection

Generations

V: The Final Frontier


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/08/2015 at 15:14

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“CRY HAVOK” *spins on chair* “AND LET SLIP THE DOGS OF WAR!”

Sulu’s, “Fly her apart then!” is great, too.

The editing in the original sequence is a little less choppy, but I suppose the uploader had to make do.


Kinja'd!!! Roundbadge > RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht
07/08/2015 at 15:18

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So, where does John Larroquette fall into the Klingon-actor heirarchy?

hurrhurrhurr


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > Textured Soy Protein
07/08/2015 at 15:19

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For me it’d be:

1. First Contact. (“There’s another starship coming in... It’s the Enterprise!”)

2. Khan

3. Voyage Home

4. Undiscovered Country

5. Spock

6. Motion Picture

7. Insurrection

8. Generations

9. JJ Trek I

10. Nemesis

11. JJ Trek II

12. Final Frontier


Kinja'd!!! TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts. > KirkyV
07/08/2015 at 15:26

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My favourite captains in order are as follows:

1.) Kirk

2.) Janeway

3.) Sisko

4.) Archer

5.) Picard

If anything Picard should have lost command of the Enterprise the moment he surrendered it. I don’t think any captains career should survive surrendering the god damn flag ship of the fleet.


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > TheBloody, Oppositelock lives on in our shitposts.
07/08/2015 at 15:29

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My absolute firmest disagreement.

Picard

Kirk

Sisko

Janeway

Archer


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07/08/2015 at 15:53

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Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > KirkyV
07/08/2015 at 19:21

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Yeah but DS9’s “Trials and Tribble-ations” episode tho


Kinja'd!!! KirkyV > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent
07/08/2015 at 19:27

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Might well be my favourite episode of DS9, and I love a lot of DS9.


Kinja'd!!! If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > KirkyV
07/08/2015 at 19:36

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If someone described the episode to you you’d think “Nope. That’ll ever work, no way no how” but it was just so masterfully and seamlessly edited that it does.

Voyager had a few bright moments as well. The “Year of Hell” two-parter definitely stands out in my mind.