"McMike" (mcmike)
07/07/2015 at 08:11 • Filed to: None
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"McMike" (mcmike)
07/07/2015 at 08:11 • Filed to: None | 10
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.....walks out of Walmart with $75,000
Authorities say the suspect entered the Walmart store in Bristow about 10:30 a.m. Saturday, walked to the cash office, signed for the deposit and walked out of the store. He drove away in a dark four-door Chevrolet.
“He came to the Walmart kind of dressed like a Loomis armored car driver,” Williams said. Walmart employees called police after the real Loomis employee arrived about 45 minutes later.
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news/m…
Here is an image of driver uniforms from the Loomis website. Close enough?
thebigbossyboss
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 08:17 |
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That’s pretty slick. That’s a LOT more than you’d haul from a bank. Plus...45 minute head start. Mexico = yes.
G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 08:17 |
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Mother of God.
philsphan09
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 08:20 |
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Used to do finance / ops for one of the largest armed car companies. You’d be surprised with how stupid / bad they all are. This unfortunately isn’t all that surprising.
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philsphan09
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 08:22 |
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I mean check this out. They can’t even keep money on their trucks! http://www.inquisitr.com/1579759/bag-of…
pip bip - choose Corrour
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 08:24 |
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that bloke is a genius.
SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 08:24 |
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!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 08:25 |
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I like the part where the Walmart did ABSOLUTELY NO security checks when this guy wandered in....let alone the fact THEY DIDN’T EVEN CHECK IF THERE WAS AN ARMORED TRUCK OUTSIDE. He drove away in a Malibu.....
DoYouEvenShift
> SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie
07/07/2015 at 08:29 |
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Yes!
Let him keep it. Fuck Walmart, they gave it to him.
Would be even mire awesome if he was an ex Walmart employee
nafsucof
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 08:51 |
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Ha!! Fools ive worked with a company that used Dunbar before, they need a key to your safe that you open so even if you can open the safe, the deposits are not available. All of the deposits are scanned and processed in the office and you are given a tallied receipt. What a fool that person was not even getting a deposit receipt!
JKER
> RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/07/2015 at 09:01 |
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Surprisingly typical for there to be lax security. I’m sure the Walmart employees didn’t have any reason to suspect that anything was different than normal.
Tohru
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 09:02 |
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BRB buying armored truck driver outfit.
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RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
> JKER
07/07/2015 at 09:07 |
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Maybe so, but you’d think there’d be at least some basic protocol for double-checking....I mean, $75,000 is a lot of money to just walk out with and there wasn’t even a van in the parking lot (and usually they pull right up to a door somewhere). Crazy stuff...
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McMike
> Tohru
07/07/2015 at 09:17 |
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$112.63
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McMike
> Tohru
07/07/2015 at 09:22 |
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Holy shit, that’s the actual vest the guy used.
http://www.walmart.com/ip/CAP-Barbell…
Patrick Nichols
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 09:25 |
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Straight out of one of the seasons/movies of Trailer Park Boys. I can’t remember which though
You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 09:38 |
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Too bad he tried to fly out of Richmond International. The TSA and DEA were all over this and seized the $75k.
http://washington.cbslocal.com/2015/07/01/tsa…
!!! UNKNOWN CONTENT TYPE !!!
/I know they aren’t related people, it is just too good of a coincidence to pass up.
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You can tell a Finn but you can't tell him much
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 09:40 |
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Plot twist, he got his entire uniform for free shortly before he walked out with $75k.
Gonemad
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 09:50 |
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God please, please let somebody recreate that heist in GTA V. Hear that, Rockstar?!? That is pure gold heist material right here!
Can somebody recreate that? Is it possible for us to program an heist? ‘Cause that would be aweseome!
You have to:
-Buy and wear the outfit;
-Get a crappy getaway car handy;
-Avoid being seen by the armored truck personel en route to heist;
-Keep your cool about it while the store employees hand you the goods;
-Drive away in an inconspicuous manner.
ly2v8-Brian
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 10:04 |
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Pretty close but his clothes are opposite of their uniforms. And he’s just wearing a modern style ammo belt. Not to mention no official markings
Walmart employees aren't known for being the sharpest.
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Tohru
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 10:18 |
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I fuckin’ love it. Buy the outfit
at
Walmart, to rob the Walmart.
JustAnotherG6
> McMike
07/07/2015 at 13:18 |
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Watch, he bought it from the same Walmart not 30 min. before he pulled this off.
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McMike
> JustAnotherG6
07/07/2015 at 13:37 |
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I would LOL if he went straight from the fitting rooms to the manager’s desk.
Chuck 2(O=[][]=O)2
> RallyDarkstrike - Fan of 2-cyl FIATs, Eastern Bloc & Kei cars
07/07/2015 at 16:54 |
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I just wish I could see some of the faces of people watching him get in his car and leave.