Missed Connections: Boxed Traffic

Kinja'd!!! "Frosted" (frostedbuns)
07/06/2015 at 17:32 • Filed to: None

Kinja'd!!!3 Kinja'd!!! 7

You: Cute daughter in the passenger seat of your mothers black Nissan Cube.
Me: Dude in the white modded Nissan Cube that you were eyeing up.

Caught me eyeing you up and gave me a smile. Get back to me and we can talk Cube things. Also, tell your mom to get the Ginormous kit, it’ll look better.

Kinja'd!!!

Dang yo this girl was HELLA though.


DISCUSSION (7)


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Frosted
07/06/2015 at 17:49

Kinja'd!!!2

Yeah, this post is not creepy at all. Nope. Not at all.

/s


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > Xyl0c41n3
07/06/2015 at 17:51

Kinja'd!!!0

Have you ever read a missed connection on craiglist? They all read like this.


Kinja'd!!! Xyl0c41n3 > Frosted
07/06/2015 at 18:01

Kinja'd!!!0

Yeah, I have. But from your post it’s impossible to tell if you’re just parodying those or being serious.


Kinja'd!!! Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras > Frosted
07/06/2015 at 19:03

Kinja'd!!!0

Dat cube though


Kinja'd!!! Tohru > Frosted
07/06/2015 at 21:56

Kinja'd!!!0

Dude she was 15.


Kinja'd!!! Frosted > Tohru
07/06/2015 at 22:15

Kinja'd!!!1

She promised she was 18!


Kinja'd!!! shop-teacher > Frosted
07/06/2015 at 23:32

Kinja'd!!!1

Lies!

BTW, got the semi trucks today. Thanks!