Wayne Enterprises Announces It's Entry Into The Tractor Market

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Kinja'd!!! 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > PS9
07/05/2015 at 18:42

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More info needed. I want to know why this is a viable design.


Kinja'd!!! PS9 > 4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30
07/05/2015 at 18:46

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Are you trying to suggest that redundant steel-lined tires, anti-explosive underbelly shielding, 5 inch thick bulletproof glass, a 15 inch monitor and computer system with satellite uplink, GPS, and 4G internet are all completely unnecessary for a piece of farming equipment?

Next thing you’re gonna tell me is that we overdid it with the twin-turbo 8.0L V8 and mini jet thruster for emergency speed boost capability.


Kinja'd!!! Agrajag > PS9
07/05/2015 at 18:53

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“What do you farm with that thing?”

“Tangerines.”


Kinja'd!!! Distraxi's idea of perfection is a Jagroen > PS9
07/05/2015 at 23:12

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I was with you all the way there until I saw the bit about the mini jet thruster.

I mean, seriously: MINI jet thruster!?

Farming’s a dangerous world - Clark Kent was a farmboy and look what happened to him. Don’t leave farmers unprotected by skimping on the basic essentials. I wouldn’t expect to see anything less than full-size jets at an Open Class Tractor Pull, and if it’s good enough for sport, it’s good enough for hard work.

You ain’t getting my business until you sort out this cost cutting bullshit! I expect better from Wayne Enterprises.