"Alex B" (alexb420)
07/03/2015 at 12:25 • Filed to: Vomit
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"Alex B" (alexb420)
07/03/2015 at 12:25 • Filed to: Vomit | 3
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A little background here:
Last night I was at Princeton University for their annual fireworks show. It is held in their Football stadium. A couple was sitting up two rows behind me in the handicapped section. They weren’t handicapped, but that doesn’t matter as the stands weren’t packed. Sort of like this (they were like where the people were sitting in the picture. I was 2 rows ahead of that, no one behind me except them):
They seemed ok. But then, things took a turn for the worse.
1. I hear a splatter, I didn’t think much of it. I assumed they spilled a drink or something.
About 1 minute passed between these two events
2. I hear another splatter. I look back in disgust and see what’s going on. They were both sitting completely normal, like nothing happened. A few drops touched the back of my shirt this time.
About another minuet passed
3. I hear the last splatter, I feel a lot more liquid on my shirt this time. I realized she was throwing up. I got up and said, “EW SHE IS THROWING UP!!!!” I then looked back at them and just stared in total disgust. The promptly got up and left. I literally couldn’t even. The next thing I blurted out was, “IT’S ON MY SHIRT!”
Luckily, my dad was wearing a fleece. I took off the puke shirt and put on the fleece.
It was vomitrocious!! I have some serious questions for her:
1. Why didn’t you get up and puke somewhere else after the initial upheaval ?
2. Couldn’t you see that there were people sitting in front of you?
3. You could have at least turned your head to the side so your vomit would stay more on your level. Why didn’t you?
It was quite possibly one of the most disgusting things that has ever happened to me in my life. Her style of vomiting was very secretive. There really was no sound of heaving, just the sound of the liquid hitting the concrete. I think she may have been drunk or hungover though; she seemed out of it.
TL;DR: A person threw up on me. I got disgusted.
PushToStart
> Alex B
07/03/2015 at 12:39 |
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yeah, sounds like she was definitely hammered.
Sounds gross though.
Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
> Alex B
07/03/2015 at 12:39 |
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Her style of vomiting was very secretive.
This line cracked me up. Sorry you got puked on, though.
Niquemarshall
> Alex B
07/03/2015 at 12:58 |
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I got thrown up on, but it was while she was giving me head. Wasn’t fun once i felt the hot vomit in my lap. Cleaning half digested chicken from pubes is noooooooo bueno
jkm7680
> Alex B
07/03/2015 at 12:59 |
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Or why couldn’t she just make it to a trash can or the bathroom?
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Alex B
> jkm7680
07/03/2015 at 13:02 |
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I really don’t know. Something was wrong with her head I think.
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Alex B
> PushToStart
07/03/2015 at 13:03 |
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Yeah, the contents of her vomit seemed to be mostly liquid, meaning there were little to no chunks of food in it.
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Alex B
> Bryan doesn't drive a 1M
07/03/2015 at 13:04 |
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Haha, glad you got a laugh out of it. At least I didn’t get soaked with puke!
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Alex B
> Niquemarshall
07/03/2015 at 13:05 |
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CCC (formerly CyclistCarCoexist)
> Alex B
07/03/2015 at 13:13 |
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If this was CL:
“In the midths of your vomiting on my innocent hair, I felt this was a sign; a sign of affection, albeit a disgusting one. We should hook up.”
thebigbossyboss
> Alex B
07/03/2015 at 13:29 |
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I dunno same reason my dumass friend had to pour this beer on this poor unsuspecting girl. Alcohol.
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Alex B
> thebigbossyboss
07/03/2015 at 13:39 |
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Haha awesome. What would be even more awesome is a picture of her when the beer actually starts to hit her.
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thebigbossyboss
> Alex B
07/03/2015 at 13:54 |
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the best part about this photo is the guy in white is quite clearly the guy I know but I found this photo on a click bait website lol. He’s famous!
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PushToStart
> Alex B
07/03/2015 at 13:58 |
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Well, if it's any consolation, she's probably dealing with a nasty hangover today.
Rico
> Alex B
07/03/2015 at 15:43 |
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Fuck outta here I would’ve thrown my vomit shirt right on top of them.
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Alex B
> PushToStart
07/03/2015 at 20:18 |
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Haha. I hope so!!
pip bip - choose Corrour
> Alex B
07/03/2015 at 22:47 |
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that sucks!