For $1,400, can you Wedge?

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/02/2015 at 20:00 • Filed to: craigslist

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Yes, ladies and gentlemen, for barely more than a mortgage payment you could own the wedgiest wedge ever to have wedged, a !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! ! The car is stated to run well, but has been sitting in a garage for many years. The 2006 timestamp on some of these images corroborates the latter half of that last sentence. Being a Triumph automatically disproves the former.

Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 20:19

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That’s like 4 of my mortgage payments.

I would not spend 4 mortgage payments on a lawn decoration. Even if it has pop-up headlights.

lone_liberal > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 20:23

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Every day on my commute to work I go by a little used car lot with a TR7 in it. It’s been sitting there for at least 8 months. Why they thought that it would be a good business decision to bring that in is beyond me.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tohru 07/02/2015 at 20:35

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Yes, instead you spent the money on a series of non- pop-up lawn decorations.

PS9 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 20:40

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Wedgiest wedge to ever wedge?

BITCH, PLEASE

Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 20:44

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You need a hobby.

Also:

Pontiac: Bought for $300, put $300 into it, sold for $700.

720: Bought for $250, sold for $250.

Escort: I was doing humanity a public service when I scrapped it out.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tohru 07/02/2015 at 20:56

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I have a hobby. It’s bothering you .

Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 21:41

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I have a hobby too.

Let me show you.

XJDano > Tohru 07/02/2015 at 22:03

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Those headlights aren't right.

Tohru > XJDano 07/02/2015 at 22:17

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That’s the way the current owner has them set up.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tohru 07/02/2015 at 22:48

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Is that hobby accruing questionable cars? Because you’re very good at it.

Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/03/2015 at 03:03

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At least I’ve never owned a Neon. Or an old worn-out BMW.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tohru 07/03/2015 at 10:47

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This is probably the longest we’ve ever conversed without you going capslock

Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/03/2015 at 16:38

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I know. I hate it.

Talking to you, I mean.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tohru 07/03/2015 at 17:39

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You too, buddy.

Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/03/2015 at 17:48

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tohru 07/03/2015 at 18:24

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Here’s what I think of your banana:

Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/03/2015 at 23:00

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If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Tohru 07/04/2015 at 00:09

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Tohru > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/04/2015 at 16:19

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