I was in traffic behind a thing today.

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 07/02/2015 at 18:17 • Filed to: dots

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It was a red thing. I think maybe it was a Lambo?

I was actually surprised by how super-small it was. Barely bigger than an AW11 MR2

EL_ULY > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 18:21

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XC70 in front!!!!!

4muddyfeet - bare knuckle with an EZ30 > EL_ULY 07/02/2015 at 18:23

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Land Rover to the left!!

TheOnelectronic > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 18:23

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Pretty sure that’s a Porsch, dude.

Berang > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 18:27

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Clearly says “SCHOOL BUS” dude

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 18:29

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I want it so bad.

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 18:34

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Saw one at a show in Spring. They look great!

Steve in Manhattan > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 18:38

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Had stood next to a 308GTB a long time ago, then recently an F430. They barely reach your hips. Little things.

KMNTR > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 18:42

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Hmm, what is that thing? Anyway, check out the bumper sticker. The owner must love horses:-)

scoob > TheOnelectronic 07/02/2015 at 19:04

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Porch*

CaptDale - is secretly British > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 19:22

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HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

CAR_IS_MI > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 19:47

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I still have a thing for the 308. Yeah, I know, I’ll get a Burt Reynolds reference every time I show up somewhere, but what ever. 308QV is on my list.

PushToStart > CAR_IS_MI 07/02/2015 at 20:16

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Burt Reynolds? Why Burt Reynolds? Lol

PushToStart > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 20:16

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Legitimately bothered that the license plate is off center.

Mercedes Streeter > CaptDale - is secretly British 07/02/2015 at 20:17

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Her face reminds me of my own in the same situation..................

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PushToStart 07/02/2015 at 20:19

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I think it works. Visually, the 308 GTS badge is a lot heavier than the pony badge so it evens it out a little.

CAR_IS_MI > PushToStart 07/02/2015 at 20:25

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Lol sorry, I mean Tom Selleck. I was talking with a co-worker about Smokey and the Bandit and thinking of Magnum PI and got my lines crossed.

PushToStart > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 20:26

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Fair enough. I’m wondering if it’s like that because the plate is a bit smaller than the holes are drilled for? Sort of looks that way from the pic.

If I were him I'd make a little bracket to center it, but I'm probably a little OCD when it comes to things like that.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PushToStart 07/02/2015 at 20:28

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If you can bring yourself to take a drill to a classic Ferrari, then so be it. Other people, however, are normal.

PushToStart > CAR_IS_MI 07/02/2015 at 20:31

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Lol, alright. At first I thought you were talking about Cannonball Run and was like “wait... He wasn’t the one driving the 308” and then I figured maybe you meant Tom Selleck from M.P.I.

PushToStart > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 20:34

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I wouldn’t drill the car, I’d have a strip of metal that had holes that lined up with the holes already drilled into the car, and then drill holes in that strip of metal (away from the car, obviously) that I could then screw the plate into.

PS9 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 20:47

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Man, you’re so lucky. I wish I were important enough to be stalked by DeMuro.

I mean, the whole dragging you down to his basement, filling your urethra with strawberry jam and turing your skin into a fashionable leather coat deal is kinda crap, but still DeMuro ’s the one doing the skinning! So lucky!

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > PS9 07/02/2015 at 20:55

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I can’t tell if your annotation is aimed at the Land Rover, or the big yellow brick.

x87172 > CaptDale - is secretly British 07/02/2015 at 22:13

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Is it bad that I imagined audio with that?

(Not the GIF, the Ferrari engine!)

dsigned001 - O.R.C. hunter > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/02/2015 at 23:25

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Don’t even joke about that. You’ll give me an aneurysm, and then my daughters will have no father and it will be your fault.

TheD0k_2many toys 2little time > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/03/2015 at 02:01

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Bro nsx bro. Not a lambo

CaptDale - is secretly British > x87172 07/03/2015 at 10:29

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No, that noise... God Damn!

CaptDale - is secretly British > Mercedes Streeter 07/03/2015 at 10:30

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Good, it should be everyones’... I know I look like that.