Someone made a terrible mistake......

"V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me!" (v8demon) 07/02/2015 at 17:17 • Filed to: None

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.....and here it is....

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2007 Ford Mustang

VIN: 1ZVFT80N575298423

condition: excellent

cylinders: 6 cylinders

drive: rwd

fuel: gas

odometer: 37000

paint color: red

size: mid-size

title status: salvage

transmission: automatic

type: coupe

2007 Ford Mustang with HAND FORMED STEEL BODY, except for the door skins and roof. Hand formed grille, 2008 Lotus Eliese headlights and 1989 Cadilac tail lights. Lambo door hinges. A Vortech V-3 supercharger. Appraised at $75,000

Dear God, make it stop.....

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 17:19

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“Appraised at $75K.”
Lol, more like $.00075

SlickMcRick > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 17:33

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I see several problems with this car just in the description

2007

V6

Salvage

Automatic

Come on now you can’t be expecting to get any kind of cash for this.

PatBateman > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 17:33

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I can hear it quietly whispering, “Kill me. Kiiiiillll meeeeee...”

DoYouEvenShift > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 17:33

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scoob > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 07/02/2015 at 17:35

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ARE YOU BLIND?

LOTUS FRONT, CADDY REAR, LAMBO DOORS, FORD POWER!!!!!!!!!!!!!11!!1111111111

Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 17:35

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I kinda want to meet the appraiser. Were they drunk or high or what

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > DoYouEvenShift 07/02/2015 at 17:36

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No. At least the Futurama car had looks. This thing is not worthy of that name.....

ly2v8-Brian > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 17:36

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Somehow made a mustang worse.

m2m, apex detective > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 17:39

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condition: excellent

Come on ... that’s a bold lie if I’ve ever seen one.

image = mfw

With-a-G is back to not having anything written after his username > norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback 07/02/2015 at 17:41

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dat HAND FORMED STEEL tho

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 17:42

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I think we’ve seen this before. Shockingly. At least the “International Truckcar” out of an International L, a Pontiac, and an Olds Alero was crazy cheap.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > PatBateman 07/02/2015 at 17:42

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Like that scene in Alien Resurrection....

Dr. Zoidberg - RIP Oppo > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 17:50

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Why are people so mean to cars. The damn thing looks like it’s crying in pain

Kanaric > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 17:51

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The best part.

“Appraised at $75,000”

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > Kanaric 07/02/2015 at 17:53

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Yup. That was when I made up my mind to CopyPasta.

Needmoargarage > Kanaric 07/02/2015 at 17:57

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Think he meant $7,500...oh, and that was what he was quoted to return it back to stock.

LongbowMkII > Kanaric 07/02/2015 at 17:59

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BY WHO?!?! seriously, that’s the real question...their mother afraid to break the news?

jvirgs drives a Subaru > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 18:03

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Meth pipe or meth pipe

jvirgs drives a Subaru > Kanaric 07/02/2015 at 18:05

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I really want to email this person with a message that reads:

HAVE YOU LOST YOUR EFFING MIND?

415s30 W123TSXWaggoIIIIIIo ( •_•))°) > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 18:12

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Captain_Overboost > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 18:18

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What on God’s. Green. Earth. would make someone do that to a car? ANY car? That abortion should be crushed, set on fire, then shoved off the closest 1000ft+ cliff that overlooks a deep ocean chasm. With any luck it would rust into nothing or be encrusted with sea life quick enough that no one would ever be forced to see that which cannot be unseen.

Seeing that “car” makes me want to kick that guy in that nuts, then slap his mother for her choice in mates, because obviously that boy’s male genes are fucked up to the nth degree. Excuse me, I think I threw up a little in the back of my mouth. I need to go rinse.

V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! > PatBateman 07/02/2015 at 18:45

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Via a friend online....

Mike > Kanaric 07/02/2015 at 18:52

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Was the appraiser a blind monkey?

functionoverfashion > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 19:31

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Of COURSE it’s a salvage title. Of course.

Snooder87 > V8Demon - Prefers Autos for drag racing. Fite me! 07/02/2015 at 19:55

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Seriosuly, at least mitsuoka stangs made sense. Cause getting a convertible pre-war style car with modern safety and infotainment is literally impossible. So the best you can do is jury rig the best you can.

This thing is just dumb. You can get an actual lotus elise, or literally millions of better looking sports and “sporty” cars for right around the same price. For fucks sake, you can get a porsche cayman for less.

norskracer98-ExploringTheOutback > scoob 07/02/2015 at 20:41

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ARE YOU?

beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard > Kanaric 07/06/2015 at 07:17

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mexican dollars.