Jim Carrey Drives A...

"macanamera" (macanamera) 07/01/2015 at 08:25 • Filed to: None

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probably won't take you guys long

Funktheduck > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 08:27

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Crazy bus. He drives a bus full of crazy. Can’t stand this ass anymore. If we’re lucky he’ll just keep driving and no one will ever see him again.

CalzoneGolem > Funktheduck 07/01/2015 at 08:27

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I’ve never felt so connected to a duck.

The Dummy Gummy > Funktheduck 07/01/2015 at 08:28

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I haven’t seen him on anything. What is he in now that bothers you so much?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 08:29

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I guessed Prius even before seeing the picture.

G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 08:30

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Hyundai Veloster?

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > The Dummy Gummy 07/01/2015 at 08:30

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He’s into anti-science and was married to Jenny McCarthy.

My citroen won't start > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 08:31

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Tesla, talked about it in Comedians in Cars I think.

pip bip - choose Corrour > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 08:33

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991 911 Targa?

The Dummy Gummy > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 07/01/2015 at 08:33

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God dammit Jim.... Totally forgot about his marriage to McCarthy.

macanamera > Funktheduck 07/01/2015 at 08:33

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How did it take you until now to realize he is crazy? Have you never seen *any* of his movies?

macanamera > My citroen won't start 07/01/2015 at 08:33

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That is correct.

macanamera > SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie 07/01/2015 at 08:34

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Incorrect.

McMike > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 08:34

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macanamera > G_Body_Man: Sponsored by the number 3 07/01/2015 at 08:34

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Nope.

PS9 > The Dummy Gummy 07/01/2015 at 08:34

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macanamera > pip bip - choose Corrour 07/01/2015 at 08:35

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Nope.

Funktheduck > The Dummy Gummy 07/01/2015 at 08:36

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He hasn’t really done anything recently. The last thing I remember him doing was a crazy art website that made no sense but in typical “I’m an artist form his reply was if you don’t get it it’s because you’re dumb and not because I’m a shitty artist” and he's anti science and an anti vaxxer. He and his ex wife are at least in part responsible for the deaths and illness of children for diseases that were wiped out in our country and are now making a resurgence.

macanamera > McMike 07/01/2015 at 08:36

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Alrighty then.

Funktheduck > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 08:37

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He took the leap from crazy comedic actor to flat out off the deep end and through a worm hole.

macanamera > Funktheduck 07/01/2015 at 08:39

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Probably all the mercury from vaccines finally got to him

My citroen won't start > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 08:42

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He also seems completely functionally insane, the sort of person that you can hold a conversation with but you never know if their are being serious or not.

McMike > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 08:45

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That parking is so asshat, they better have some Binaca

SidewaysOnDirt still misses Bowie > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 08:45

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Tesla?

The Dummy Gummy > PS9 07/01/2015 at 08:45

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Proof that to be wealthy you don’t have to be smart.

The Dummy Gummy > Funktheduck 07/01/2015 at 08:46

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Good call. I thought it was only Jenny. I didn’t realize he was in on the incompetence.

Funktheduck > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 08:46

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You've solved it

Funktheduck > The Dummy Gummy 07/01/2015 at 08:47

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California passed a mandatory vaccination bill (don't know details ) and he tweeted out something about California passing a law requiring people to poison their children

Nibbles > My citroen won't start 07/01/2015 at 08:51

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Hey now! That’s what people say about me...

...fuck

My citroen won't start > Nibbles 07/01/2015 at 08:53

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Nah Nibbles, Carrey is the “Energy flows between people and stuff so I pour my tea from as far as possible from the cup, you know?" kind of crazy.

Coty > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 08:57

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Wait never mind

Hermann > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 08:59

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...career off a cliff?

macanamera > Funktheduck 07/01/2015 at 09:05

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Adult onset autism is so tragic.

Nibbles > My citroen won't start 07/01/2015 at 09:05

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But energy does flow between people and stuff. That statement’s correlation with the tea/cup distance equation, however, is minimal at best. You can only pour from so far away before wastage becomes too high. Unless, I guess, maybe if you pour very slowly however the tea would be cold by the time you drink it, wasting more energy in the process. Plus, the minuscule amount of radiation produced by such a small amount of tea would not be able to reach you (as the pourer) so pouring at a slow rate from a far distance would not be suitable. Therefore it’s critical to find the point where wastage is minimized yet pouring speed and volume is maximized. The math in my head says the best distance would be to hold the spout no more than 3cm above the lip of the cup in order to maximize returns, so yeah this Carrey guy is an imbecile.

My citroen won't start > Nibbles 07/01/2015 at 09:09

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Correct.

Tripper > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 09:44

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Anyone see him spoof Mcconaughey’s Lincoln commercial. Classic

Ash78, voting early and often > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 10:00

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Taxi?

/kaufman metamorphosis nearly complete

functionoverfashion > My citroen won't start 07/01/2015 at 10:13

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Funny you should mention that, it was hard to tell whether Michael Richards was being serious in his whole time on Comedians in Cars... he was, actually. But wow, he’s hard to take seriously!

My citroen won't start > functionoverfashion 07/01/2015 at 10:15

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Michael Richards is another one, but Carrey is in a whole other goddamn level

Funktheduck > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 10:22

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I shouldn't have laughed at that but I did

HE HATES THESE CANS!!! > macanamera 07/01/2015 at 11:13

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Velociraptor. Yep, pretty sure it’s Velociraptor.

BarryDanger > McMike 07/01/2015 at 12:22

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like a gloveeeee